Guest Post

And Now Ladies & Gentlemen

A guest post from the infamous
AMY from MishMash

Pancakes.

Pancakes, pancakes, pancakes.

Jen posts about pancakes almost on a weekly basis. I’ve never met Jen,
but judging by all the yummy pancakes, popcorn, pop-tarts, Strawberry Mini-Wheats
and whatever else she eats, I’d say she’s probably the size of a barn.
She never posts about delicious sugar-free bran muffins…
she never posts about exercise. She blogs, creates haikus, and
eats lots of carbs and sugar and preservatives.

And she likes to eat stuff that starts with “P”.

I know that I have gained roughly 75 lbs in the time I have
been reading Casual Slack.
I think Jen might have decided to call it Casual Slack because
you will need to have some Slack in your pants, because your waistline
will just grow and grow. Reading Casual Slack
is kinda like smoking pot (I think… I’m very innocent, I’m just going on what I’ve learned from 80’s movies), in that you “get the munchies”. Casual Slack is cyber-pot.

Pot also starts with “P”.

Even the pictures of her cat makes it look like he is stoned.

I took a brief course in nutrition once.
Maybe it was in middle school, maybe later in life, I can’t be sure.
But, I can be sure of this formula:

Blogging + haikuing - exercise (carbs + sugar x preservatives) +
things that start with “P” + cats = fat stoner.

But there could be some variables that I don’t know about, of course.

Jen, you also owe me $30.00, because I had to go buy an air-popper
because of your damn blog. And, maybe I should increase that amount
to $1330.00, because the popper was broken, and I really wanted some
freakin’ popcorn, but couldn’t have it… so I suffered emotionally.
All… because… of …. YOU!!

I know what you all are thinking.. why don’t you just stop reading
Casual Slack, Amy? Because not only is it cyber-pot, it’s cyber-crack,
and I’m addicted. She sucks you in with the food, and then posts about Norna,
and then you're just hooked. I guess I’ll have to sue Jen for my rehab costs, too.




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on a side note
maybe I should post about salad...?

naahhh