Volume #2
1. Olsen Twins - Full House Sucked... As do you both.
2. Jared from Subway - Aren't your 15 Minutes up yet? I HATE you Jared!!!!
3. Ashlee Simpson - Note to Ashlee - you SUCK.
4. Al Roker - You're Not Funny!!! You're LAME...
5. TomKat - I'm so SICK of both of you.
Oh and Tom - I liked you up until you lost your fucking mind.
6. Kevin Federline - What an ass! See Last Post
7. Dr. Phil - Please Just Shut the Fuck Up.
8. Ted Nugent - Uuuggggh Just looking at his picture
makes my skin crawl! I CAN'T STAND HIM!
What? KFed rocks!! Think about it - he's single handedly DESTROYED Britney Spears' career!!! We should all buy him a gift.
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A good start, but let's add a few:
ReplyDelete1) Gweneth Paltrow - Could you name your children anything more ridiculous
2) Joe Rogan - I hate Fear Factor and Joe Rogan
3) Freddie Prinze Jr. - Enough said.
Jim:
ReplyDeleteYou're Right!
What should we get him?
Let's all chip in
How About a gift certificate to
Sizzler?
2 Dollar:
Yes!
I Loathe Fear Factor!
I'll Save them for Volume #3
No Motor City Madman? Teddy's a robust man. Shoot 'em and Grill 'em...Argggg. I did like his early albums. He appealed to young boys looking to scratch something.
ReplyDeleteThis is going to be a series Jen...there be a lot of Hollywoodites to slam. Is Paris 'no talent' Hilton in here someplace? I need to go back and look...
Keem 'em coming!
Reasons to agree with Jen:
ReplyDelete1. The Olsen Twins: "because entrepreneurship isn't just for junkie-whore porno twins anymore"
2. Jared: You used to be a fat slob, but you discovered a way to cheat the "death by cheeseburger" future that awaited you... I say 15 more minutes for you. Kudos, Fatty.
3. Ashlee Simpson: Two more words: "Lip Sync" I FUCKIN SAW YOU MYSELF YOU LOSER - THEN YOU BLAMED YOUR BAND - ya no-talent-hangin' on by your sister's coattails lipsyncing redneck. HAHAHAHA! YEAHHHH THAT'S RIGHT!
4. Al Roker: I'll tell ya what's happening in YOUR neck, alright...
looks like a pack of ballpark franks... (and that's AFTER the surgery) You go girl.
5. TomKat: I hope the only one at your funerals is L. Ron Hubbard.
Re: Jim's comment: "What? KFed rocks!! Think about it - he's single handedly DESTROYED Britney Spears' career!!! We should all buy him a gift."
ReplyDeleteNever thought about that before!!!!
I'd happily chip in for the gift! All I can afford is a Primark t-shirt though...... sure Kfed would appreciate that though, being the chav that he is....