I caught some of thatBritney Spears Interview with Matt Lauer
this morning
READ SOME OF THE INTERVIEW HERE
I actually felt a little bad
for the whitetrash/bumpkin superstar
-Only a little.
Note to Britney:
Ummm, Hellooooo, You Married THIS dude
Of course the paparazzi is going
to follow you everywhere!!!
Just look at this guy!
He looks like he should be running
the corn dog stand at the local carnival
Why dont you just go find yourself a nice double wide
in the swamps of Louisiana and retire!!
It's that simple!
Bonus: Maybe Kevin will get eaten by a Gator!
P.S. Chewing Gum On Your Interview
Made it Extra Special & Extra Classy!
this morning
READ SOME OF THE INTERVIEW HERE
I actually felt a little bad
for the whitetrash/bumpkin superstar
-Only a little.
Note to Britney:
Ummm, Hellooooo, You Married THIS dude
Of course the paparazzi is going to follow you everywhere!!!
Just look at this guy!
He looks like he should be running
the corn dog stand at the local carnival
Why dont you just go find yourself a nice double wide
in the swamps of Louisiana and retire!!
It's that simple!
Bonus: Maybe Kevin will get eaten by a Gator!
P.S. Chewing Gum On Your Interview
Made it Extra Special & Extra Classy!
It distresses me so to see such a young lady in tears. She has so much to be sad about. My heart really goes out to her. CHEER UP, BRIT! So you married VERMIN! Hey, we all make mistakes!!!!
ReplyDeleteSwamps of Louisiana....HaHaHAHAHHHAAAAAAA!!!!! And Walmart has all you'll need to furnish your new "home".
ReplyDelete"VERMIN" HAhAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't I think of that!!
hahahahah
Vermin spread disease and caused the plague.... Hope she dies soon then!!
ReplyDeleteoh well, while meathead is running the corndog stand,,she can call the running of the pig races.
ReplyDeleteDamn carnival folk!!
Nothing worse than carnival folk...!
ReplyDeleteI'll be doing a post on that topic
this weekend as a matter of fact!
There's a carnival in my town
right down the street!!
****cringe****
I wonder if any of Britney's relatives are working it
She's foot grime. Always has been.
ReplyDeleteI would like to buy KFed a drink, tho! He's my new hero. He's single-handedly destroyed Britney's career, body and life! How? By just being himself and doing nothing. Statues should be made in his image.
Haha! He does look like a carnie!!!
ReplyDeleteI only feel sorry for her, because she is dumb as dog shit.
Her career is down the toilet and her 'family' are a bunch of whitetrash country bumpkins.... and she only has herself to blame. She could have married anyone in the world, and she choose him. That's just plain stupid.
Lets face it guys, she certainly doesn't look happy. Maybe that's her punishment. FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!
MUHAHAHA!
Gosh, I am a bitch.
P.S Hi Jen!
HAhaha
ReplyDeleteShe is dumb as hell!
I feel bad for little Preston whatever the fuck his name is..
Imagine growing up with those two as your parents??!?
How embarrassing..
hahahaha statues in his honour..
ReplyDeletei want a little one to put on the dashboard.
Put his head on Mt Rushmore. will get bigger crowds than Disneybland. (yes i meant disneyBLAND!)
Britney Spears is Pukesville (and I mean even from way back)
ReplyDeleteI think she should've stayed with Justin. At least he would've bought her a ring...WITH HIS OWN MONEY!! And really, do you think he pays child support for his other two kids? NOT!
ReplyDeleteShe took a page straight of The Whitney Houston Way of Marrying Down.
You get what you pay for. That's what I always say.
Brit's got plenty of dough! Whether she wasted it all on BBQ accesories, hair care products, or chew toys is another matter.
ReplyDeleteI almost never feel sorry for rich people.
How long will her bulb still burn anyway? Does she still record? Does she have an audience? Her market is the most cruel for an aging singer. Shelf life is 3 years if you're fortunate. Janet Jackson is fortunate.