Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...The Tuesday
Work Sucks Haiku

Your face makes me cringe
Don't stand so close to me please
Working with you SUCKS!




Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
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10 comments:

  1. Teri10:05 AM

    nice hole for you to put that nasty broad you work with. just make sure your chair doesn't fall in.

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  2. Anonymous10:44 AM

    Very nice haiku! I stink at doing those but I love reading the ones other people do. :)

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  3. Anonymous12:12 PM

    People are stupid.
    Why did I come in today?
    Oh yeah, I have to.

    My first haiku!

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  4. Jen12:20 PM

    good job mixed nut!
    keep 'em coming..!

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  5. Anonymous12:29 PM

    I came in at 6.
    I should stay 'til 6 p.m.??
    Get real and then DIE.



    Thank you. Thank you. (Bowing.)

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  6. Jen12:31 PM

    **loud applause**

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  7. Anonymous12:35 PM

    :) Thank you, Jen!

    I shall try to remain humble about my haiku skills. But it won't be easy...

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  8. Teri2:34 PM

    Bravo Zed, bravo. That was classic!

    Not sure how I feel about the dieing part, but it's still brilliant.

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  9. 2 fools3:15 PM

    Back the fuck up, Sir
    If I can see your nose hair
    You're way too damn close

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  10. Anonymous4:51 PM

    Thanks Teri!

    I'm actually anti-violence and death. I'm very anti-death. It's the haiku. They bring out the worst in me. :)

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