Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...The Tuesday
Work Sucks Haiku

I'm not meant for work
Giving my 2 weeks notice
Would make me happy




Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
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13 comments:

  1. Teri9:06 AM

    I think Jen should find a new job with really nice people.

    who's with me on this?

    although, the Monday, Tuesday and Friday posts might be different if she were completely happy in her job.

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  2. Anonymous11:12 AM

    boss is gone today
    will play while he is away
    guess this does not suck

    Hope you have a great day anyway. Work sometimes sucks, but today it is good.

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  3. Jim12:03 PM

    Working for a living is a total drag.
    I'm with ya, Jen!
    Come on lottery!!!!!
    (I guess I have PLAY the lotter in order to possibly win, tho)

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  4. Anonymous12:05 PM

    I live at this desk.
    The phone rings, I answer it.
    When will it all end?

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  5. MsDemmie12:12 PM

    Work is difficult
    When people do not listen
    Almost every day

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  6. Lynda12:34 PM

    I am not working
    I quit my job yesterday
    No haiku for me

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  7. Zed1:08 PM

    Teri I'm with you. Jen needs a good job--a less hateful job.
    In the meantime:


    Jen just hates her job
    She needs to make a big change
    How's "Jen the stripper"?

    Or she can make burgers
    At Burger King in Prov'dence
    And serve hot french fries?

    Pick one, Jen. That's all that's available in Rhode Island right now.

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  8. Zed1:13 PM

    Jen,
    Oops. Take out the "OR" in the second haiku to make it the right amount of syllables:

    She can make burgers
    At Burger King in Prov'dence
    And serve hot french fries?

    I can't count. 5s and 7s are too hard for me. :)

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  9. Jen1:41 PM

    I think I'll
    hate those
    jobs too Zed
    AS tempting as they sound...

    I want to be JOB - FREE

    NO JOB
    NADA

    FREEDOM

    JOBLESS

    NON-WORKING

    and so on...

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  10. Teri1:58 PM

    one word: lottery

    OR

    rich husband


    you can pick!

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  11. Zed2:00 PM

    Laziness is sloth
    You must work and earn money
    Or you'll beg on street

    (You know, once you start haiku'ing, it's hard to stop...)

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  12. Anonymous2:20 PM

    my brain is too mushy from flying yesterday.

    What you need to do is invent something.

    Invent something Jen
    That is my advice to you
    crappity crap crap.

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  13. Dale8:35 PM

    Interesting that today at my work, someone gave the old 2 weeks notice. I couldn't be happier.

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