Festivus For The Rest Of UsCelebrated: December 23rd
Meal: Whatever you Want (the Costanzas have Spaghetti)
Main elements of Festivus
• The Festivus Pole
• Festivus Dinner
• The Airing of Grievances
• The Feats of Strength
it's all right here
Festivus Poles Available Here
cool shirt here
Meal: Whatever you Want (the Costanzas have Spaghetti)
Main elements of Festivus
• The Festivus Pole
• Festivus Dinner
• The Airing of Grievances
• The Feats of Strength
it's all right here
Festivus Poles Available Here
cool shirt here
Because Christmas, Christmas Eve, Hannukah, and Channukah aren't enough?
ReplyDeleteI hate Festivus. Last year, I was dancing around my Festivus pole for the neighborhood kids and when I tried to flip upside down for the thong shot, the Festivus pole tipped over and I smashed my head on the fog machine. The bang on the floor skipped my "Little Red Corvette" 45 and now it won't play anymore.
ReplyDeleteThe kids were really disappointed. Perhaps next year we'll bolt it down
Hey, let me tell ya something... my little Festivus pole dance was a feat in strenght. Have you seen this ass?
ReplyDeleteyou are a SICK woman, Angela. But you're hysterical!
ReplyDeleteand it's gotta be something to see a pregnant lady dancing on the pole.....
ReplyDeleteLOL, I wasn't pregnant last year. :) But it was still something to see.
ReplyDeleteI am sick. Jen made me this way.
Can you really have the Festivus pole without a Festivus hole? Seems wrong.
ReplyDeleteI can remember a few years ago, during the Festivus Celebration in our village, an old man was arrested. Apparently, he was arrested for indecent exposure. He would ask his "victims" if they "would like to see his festivus pole". I can't tell you the rest, children might see this...
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