And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
You try to be nice
But I can see right through you
You can't fool me... bitch
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
Why do I bother?
ReplyDeleteYou will never understand,
I need pot to work.
My boss's daughter
Has a kid and sexy ass
I am in trouble
I dont come down to
Where you work and slap the dick
out of your mouth, bitch
Booger Breakfast Feast
ReplyDeleteWith the door open, no less
You're a fucking GROT.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAA OMG, TBONE. That was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteNice Haiku, Jen. I loved it.
ReplyDeleteLunch time is the best
ReplyDeleteI recharge by smoking weed
Thank God for Visene.
Hey! I don't even work at your office... how didq you know!?
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood one, Jen!
Tuesday usually sucks
ReplyDeleteBut I don't have a haiku
I am reading blogs
How about my sexual-harassment haiku?
ReplyDeleteYou are my boss, man
Do not grab me while walking
or I'll call HR
:)
plug that back in now!
ReplyDeletedon't unplug the internet
how can I goof off?
Tuesday Evenings,
ReplyDeletebegin my chain of late shifts.
Tuesdays really blow.
(hi)