And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
I'm Sick & Tired
Same Old Shit Everyday
Please Fire Me Now - Thanks
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
Wishing in one hand
ReplyDeleteShitting in the other one
Which fills up faster?
can I fire you?
ReplyDelete2 fools, you are one talented woman!
ReplyDeleteTake that shit in hand
ReplyDeleteand stuff it back up your can
because I'm the man
I like my job now
ReplyDeleteI used to hate it like you
Hope you get fired soon!
your syllables suck
ReplyDeletethe last line is not correct
quit doing Haiku
OKAY I fixed it
ReplyDeleteNo Need to panic - chill out
One syllable off
I feel better now
ReplyDeletethat was a great save jennie
I can go work now
HAHA!
ReplyDeleteI usually do my haikus
before my morning coffee
mistakes can happen
you understand..
Ritardo is one tough cookie.
ReplyDeleteCoffee does make the fog goggles clearerer
ReplyDeleteBack off Retardo.
ReplyDeleteYour name is appropriate.
People make mistakes.
Hey, Ricky Ritardo - be nice or I'll chop your knees off with my superfast superfly karate swiftykick roundhouse.
ReplyDeleteYou should take a look at:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.violentacres.com/archives/47/is-your-job-ruining-your-life
It basically compares working a crappy job to slavery. You might find it interesting...
i made a mistake once when i thought i made a mistake.
ReplyDelete2fools, can you do it in bell bottoms?
ReplyDeleteI can do it here or there, I can do it anywhere - in a house, with a mouse, at the prom or with your mom, I can kick in chunky shoes, kick you while I'm drinking booze, in bellbottoms or skinny jeans, I'll kick you while I'm eating beans... Ritardo you don't even know, just how far 2 fools will go!
ReplyDeleteRecognize.
2 fools, you really did miss your calling......
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what that calling was but I know that you missed it.
Yeah I missed the audition for the Gong Show. I was too busy getting high with Rick Barris in the back.
ReplyDeleteSorry, CHUCK Barris. HAHAHA
ReplyDeletelong live the chuck
ReplyDeleteu know, he kinda looks like Richard Simmons.
ReplyDeleteIt's true. They have similar afros. Chuck is a way bigger stoner, tho.
ReplyDeleteAdmit it.
great minds think alike
ReplyDeletemy job blows more than yours does
please tell me it's so
ur correct dosfools
ReplyDelete