Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku











And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

No Christmas party
Because we are not worthy
They gave us some coal

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

6 comments:

  1. wow, first the roach and now the coal. how can you go on living?

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  2. Maybe there's a diamond in your coal, Jenny, but anyway - here's my haiku:

    Someone knock me down
    Workers Comp will make me rich
    Then I'm outta here!

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  3. Thank you shipping clerk
    For giving me crabs, and no
    I wont share the comb

    Tell her I'll be there
    In a second, this porno
    Won't download itself

    That pen in your mouth
    I stole from Jen in service
    Now you have the herp

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  4. Tuesday is painful
    Like boning a stump grinder
    Not like I'd know that

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  5. HAHA! Like boning a stump grinder?
    WOW.

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  6. Work on Tuesday Sucks
    I tried not to fall asleep
    Wednesday for my haiku

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