Used to be, fortune cookies had fortunes like, "You will meet a tall, dark, nyphomaniac billionaire". Now it's all this "Confusious Say" stuff. If I owned a fortune cookie factory, I would manufacture 100,000 cookies a year with this message, "Congratulations! Your meal is free!!!".
So true.
...now that the darkness has set, turn to SNL tonight and see Rainn Wilson host...he's light, right?
ReplyDeleteHey! Those were the lottonumbers in Dutch lottery last night... in exact order... ;-)
ReplyDeleteUsed to be, fortune cookies had fortunes like, "You will meet a tall, dark, nyphomaniac billionaire". Now it's all this "Confusious Say" stuff. If I owned a fortune cookie factory, I would manufacture 100,000 cookies a year with this message, "Congratulations! Your meal is free!!!".
ReplyDeleteActually, before you can see the light, you need to pay your over-due utility bills for the last 6 months. Been there.
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ReplyDeletePersonally, I like darkness. There's load of fun stuff to do in the dark, when ppl can't see you. Buahaha
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