It's Monday - The most horrific day of the weekThis morning I awoke to Hootie & The Blowfish
at maximum volume - quite disturbing
I managed to control my rage and
NOT smash my alarm clock into millions of pieces
THEN
I was listening to TV this morning and they were talking about
the academy awards and I heard some bitch proclaim
that her shoes cost 1 million dollars
"each shoe is $500,000"
Are they fucking kidding? I have to go to work like a schmuck
and this asshole is wearing million dollar shoes because
she has a job playing "make believe" in hollywood - WTF!!!
THEN
It's snowing out... I head out to work in the slushy, cold nastiness
and I get stuck behind a sanding truck and spend half of my commute
driving 20 miles per hour
NOW
I am here.. WORK
work sucks - monday sucks - everything sucks
how's your day going?
at maximum volume - quite disturbing
I managed to control my rage and
NOT smash my alarm clock into millions of pieces
THEN
I was listening to TV this morning and they were talking about
the academy awards and I heard some bitch proclaim
that her shoes cost 1 million dollars
"each shoe is $500,000"
Are they fucking kidding? I have to go to work like a schmuck
and this asshole is wearing million dollar shoes because
she has a job playing "make believe" in hollywood - WTF!!!
THEN
It's snowing out... I head out to work in the slushy, cold nastiness
and I get stuck behind a sanding truck and spend half of my commute
driving 20 miles per hour
NOW
I am here.. WORK
work sucks - monday sucks - everything sucks
how's your day going?
I think you should take the rest of the day as a sick day.
ReplyDeletemy year sucks, jen. how about you?
I'd tell you your week can only get better, but you might just smash ME into a million pieces.
ReplyDeleteYour week can only get better, Jen! I'm not afraid to say it...
ReplyDeleteAnd actually, Teri, my year's been PERFECTLY fine. Yes, I can't think of one thing that went wrong. For me, that is.
ReplyDeleteThe shoes cost only 1 million? Must be crap then.
ReplyDeleteSomeone had a purse at the Oscars last that were just as expensive, it had perfect diamonds set into it. Now, the way I sling my purse around I can just see perfect diamonds scattered everywhere!
ReplyDeleteI agree mondays are awful!!! and my husband used MY towel this morning. This was after he rudely woke me up. I hate monday mornings. At least though there is no snow here.
I am so sorry about the Hootie and the Blowfish. There is nothing worse than waking up to those fuckers.
ReplyDeleteI bet she bought those million dollar shoes at Payless Shoe Source. Most people spend at least $250,000 a foot.
ReplyDeleteHootie and the Blowfish - Ugh, no wonder your day is bad.
My back hurts so bad, I can barely walk, but other than that, Monday is over, hooray.
Although, I wouldn't mind a group called "Hooters And The Blowfish".
ReplyDeleteWhen I put on my shoes this morning I saw that my rabbit had eaten them. Glad I didn't pay a million for them.
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