Since I have nothing good to post about today It's Ask A Question Day! ask me a question about anything I might even answer you depending on my mood of course..
What is keeping my totally understanding, hot looking, rich, muscular, minding his own business when he needs to, not in my face 24/day but only when I need him, shutting up when I don't care to hear his opinion, new man!?
The tag says "do not remove under penalty of law". So what would happen if I removed the tag (before I bought the merchandise). Could the store owner call 911 and have me arrested? How much jailtime? A year? Ten years? Just for ripping off a tag????
Second, I sign out for a library book. I forget about the book. I realize I have the book 30 years later and return it and don't pay the fine. Do I go to jail? Does the library put a lien on my home? Does my driver's license get revoked like they do if you don't pay child support??
Where was your I hate monday post this week? Did you not hate monday this week? I mean how could you not? I hate all mondays but time change monday was the worst!!
Since I have nothing good to post about today
I love asking questions! Okay, how do I get myself to finish my book and maybe paint something to hang in the nursery?
ReplyDeleteAnd when are you coming up here to help me do all these things?!
What is keeping my totally understanding, hot looking, rich, muscular, minding his own business when he needs to, not in my face 24/day but only when I need him, shutting up when I don't care to hear his opinion, new man!?
ReplyDeleteDear Jen...
ReplyDeleteI want to know why Daylight Savings is such a bitch. I've taken several naps and I'm still tired. All I want to do is slack.
Oh and what is your idea of the perfect Saturday night?
xoxo
dirty
why do you show more pictures of Travis and never of Jerry?
ReplyDeletedo you like Travis more than Jerry?
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
ReplyDeleteOOOO! Ask a question day!!
ReplyDeleteUm...why is Monday every 7 days? Can't we pass a law to make it every 14 days??
Why me?
ReplyDeleteSo Jen, why does David Hasselhoff pose naked with puppies?
ReplyDelete... I mean, don't you find that "peculiar"??
ReplyDeleteWhat is the Italian word for disgusting? No cheating.
ReplyDeleteWhy am I lactose intolerant? Why doesn't that stop me from eating dairy?
ReplyDeleteWhy wasn't I born smart instead of so damned good looking?
ReplyDeleteThe tag says "do not remove under penalty of law". So what would happen if I removed the tag (before I bought the merchandise). Could the store owner call 911 and have me arrested? How much jailtime? A year? Ten years? Just for ripping off a tag????
ReplyDeleteSecond, I sign out for a library book. I forget about the book. I realize I have the book 30 years later and return it and don't pay the fine. Do I go to jail? Does the library put a lien on my home? Does my driver's license get revoked like they do if you don't pay child support??
Where was your I hate monday post this week? Did you not hate monday this week? I mean how could you not? I hate all mondays but time change monday was the worst!!
ReplyDeletePS. Time change Tuesday is no better so far.
Is it too late to ask you a question?
ReplyDeleteAw crap, does that count as my question?!
Sunovah...I just asked two questions didn't I?
Phuc'n.....that's three now isn't it?
GAH!!
I'm just gonna stop talking now ok?
Phuc.
That's 4.
I'm leaving.
So how about some answers??? You said you'd answer questions, but instead we get Fab/Hasselhoff. Some way to treat your guests.
ReplyDeleteanswers tonight
ReplyDeletefor sure..
I think