Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku










And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

I dread coming here...
My co-worker smells rancid
Do I deserve this?

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
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5 comments:

  1. JJ Inc.11:46 AM

    Strip club at lunch time!
    Four dollar ribeye buffet
    Plus the full frontal

    Ann the Fed Ex Rep
    What shade is your thong today?
    Please bend over...pink.

    Ketchup in the coin
    Return, Exact Change Bandit
    Strikes again Fuckers!

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  2. Gaby Hess1:16 PM

    I work with an ass
    I hate him with a passion
    He is a douche bag.

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  3. Anonymous4:44 PM

    My cube mate annoys
    Can he spit more when he talks?
    He smells like turkey

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  4. lulu4:54 PM

    Standardized testing
    Why do we waste time on this?
    How long 'til Spring break?

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  5. Anonymous5:02 PM

    Sorry I'm late with this Haiku but the asswipes at work that can't stay home when they are sick have forced me to be bedridden for 4 days:

    PERFECT ATTENDANCE
    GETS YOU A STAR BY YOUR NAME
    I'M PAYING FOR IT

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