And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
the copy machine...
not that hard to figure out
you're just a moron
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
is this one related to Elvis?
ReplyDeleteElvis has memos
ReplyDeleteHis boss dictated to him
He needs five copies.
Elvis is new here
He's never done office work
It's all strange to him
He loads the memos
Into a copy machine
And turns it to "on".
The papers feed in
to the "copying machine"
but something's not right.
He was so confused,
he loaded all the memos
Into the shredder.
The memo's destroyed
Elvis will be looking for
a new job today.
Dick - BRILLIANT!
ReplyDeleteThanks!
ReplyDeleteI don't have one, but
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU
on the copy machine haiku!
I am gonna put that up on the wall next to our copy machine...
John, this is awful.
ReplyDeleteCan we change the station yet?
Killing desire grows
Fuck Mix 96
Jesus, not The Fray again
"How to find a knife."
Here comes another
Musical Abortionists
Also known as Staind
Bitch I slap you hard
ReplyDeleteYou be pickin up yo teef
I like me chicklets
That one made me cry, actually.
ReplyDeleteRitardo, you crack me up each and every time!!!
ReplyDeletePayroll is finished
ReplyDeleteI may have fudged the numbers
I want a new car