A conversation between
my husband and I
on Sunday morning
Tim: You look rough..
Me: What?
Tim: You look like you were up all night drinking
Me: I do?
I guess 13 hours sleep wasn't enough
should I go back to bed?
Tim: Did you comb your hair?
Me: fuck you...
lets get a coffee
Tim: okay
Almost as romantic as things are around my house...
ReplyDeleteBoy...if that isn't a Starbucks commercial waiting to happen, nothing is
ReplyDeleteThat's married life in a nutshell.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the 'fuck you' is why your hair was messed up in the first place.
ReplyDeleteAs Grant said, that sounds like typical married conversation. Yep par for the cour-hey! slap! I was just writing...something...its nothing! push!
ReplyDelete"Maybe the 'fuck you' is why your hair was messed up in the first place."
ReplyDeleteZINGER!
"You look rough...."
ReplyDeleteWell, it was probably a change from what he normally says first thing.
"Where's my breakfast, biatch"
or is it
"Money's on the dresser."
Double ZINGER!!
Bwhahahhahahha
ReplyDeleteI laughed at all of these
comments....
but
"Starbucks commercial waiting to happen"
LOL!!!!