I made you a visual
This is what the guy
who waited on me at Walmart last night
looked like..
who waited on me at Walmart last night
looked like..
He was practically drooling on himself
I had a coupon for gum..
He held it about a half inch from his face
and stared at it for a while with a baffled look on his face
like I had just given him a sanskrit tablet to decipher...
He was probably up all night playing grand theft auto
and eating hot pockets
so he was too tired to stay focused
it's understandable...
Again I feel as though I were right there. Start that book, I'm telling you there is money to be made!
ReplyDeleteMmmmm Hot Pockets!
ReplyDeleteGetting to level 5 in Grand Theft Auto is on the entry qualifications at Walmart. Ability to grow stubble is too...
ReplyDeleteDude! You use coupons for GUM at Wal-Mart?
ReplyDeleteUm.... It takes two to tango, my friend.
BWahahahahah
ReplyDeleteBut it was for a FREE PACK
FREE GUM my friend!
I can't pass that up
I'm not that strong
I was almost positive I knew that guy, but the guy I know isn't named Reggie. They could be twins though.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he had one to many tokes durning his break.
ReplyDeleteI love hot pockets. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Amongst you people.
ReplyDeleteGrand Theft Auto?!? That looks like a World of Warcraft guy to me.
ReplyDeleteIs there something wrong with staying up all night playing Grand Theft Auto and eating Hot Pockets?
ReplyDeleteSounds like me and World of Warcraft. Though, I have a lot less stubble. And my name isn't Reggie.
ReplyDeleteThe drooling is spot on, though!
Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREE GUM!
ReplyDeleteIt looks like his name is Argyle!?
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