I wasn't taught to fuck, but it didn't stop me from learning how. This only has somehting to do with easy bake ovens in that my ebo was a playboy magazine.
Put 4oz of dollar store brownie dough into an empty tuna can, and leave it under a reading lamp for 40 minutes. I guarantee you'll get the same effect.
Even as a small child, I knew those brownies were crap.
I always wanted one too! But my mean mom said they were a rip off. So as soon as my daughter was old enough, I ran out and bought her one..... and guess what? I hate to say my mom was RIGHT!!!! My daughter was so proud of her ass-tasting cakes that I had to sit and graciously eat without gagging.
I never had an
well at least your a great garndener
ReplyDeleteI loved my easy bake oven.
ReplyDeleteI have to agree with Sushiboy, Tim married you because you're a great gardener and you put alot of veggies on the table.
My sister had one. Something about cooking food with a light bulb just doesn't sit right with me.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't taught to fuck, but it didn't stop me from learning how. This only has somehting to do with easy bake ovens in that my ebo was a playboy magazine.
ReplyDeleteMe Neither!
ReplyDeleteI had one. As Ralph Wiggum might say, it made eggs taste like electric.
ReplyDeleteI had the easy eat refrigerater and the easy clean dishwasher...
ReplyDeletetoo much coffee coffeepot?
ReplyDeletei just saw the simpsons episode where homeboy is driving home with his easy bake oven.
i say GET ONE! you need a room of jen-memorabilia. at least make copies of this stuff and tape to a wall.
You were so deprived as a child
ReplyDeleteMy sisters had an Easy Bake Oven, and they used it to bake a cookie with a 40 watt light bulb. Once.
ReplyDeleteBUT I HAD A MAGNIFYING GLASS. Many reuses with no clean up needed.
Put 4oz of dollar store brownie dough into an empty tuna can, and leave it under a reading lamp for 40 minutes. I guarantee you'll get the same effect.
ReplyDeleteEven as a small child, I knew those brownies were crap.
I wanted one of these so bad I could kill even now for one...wtf was up with parents back in the day?????
ReplyDeleteI always wanted one too! But my mean mom said they were a rip off. So as soon as my daughter was old enough, I ran out and bought her one..... and guess what? I hate to say my mom was RIGHT!!!! My daughter was so proud of her ass-tasting cakes that I had to sit and graciously eat without gagging.
ReplyDeleteI knew a kid who's sister almost burned the house down because she put a 150 watt bulb in that sucker. Easy Melt Oven is more like it.
ReplyDeleteI used the wrong whose.
ReplyDeleteWho's whoes hoes whatever spill chk won't fix that one
ReplyDeleteYou didn't miss anything. Took forever to cook frozen lasagna.
ReplyDeleteeveryone had an easy bake oven tim must have one not you we know who rules in the kitchen
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