I bet these two would hate each otherButter Girl: Nice Hat Bitch
Raisin Girl: Go have another butter cookie - your ass needs it
Butter Girl: Raisins suck.. they ruin everything
everyone loves butter.. only dirty hippies like raisins
Raisin Girl: THAT'S IT - I'LL KICK YOUR
NATIVE AMERICAN ASS
RIGHT NOW
Butter Girl: I'd like to see you try
Raisin Girl: whore!!
Butter Girl: slut!
the end
I got my money on the butter girl..
Who you got?
yeah, the butter girl knows how to use a bow and arrow. the raisin girl doesn't stand a chance. plus the raisin girl looks too girly.
ReplyDeleteIf I could wear butter I would.
ReplyDeleteI HATTTTTTTTTTTE RAISONS
Forgive me, but I'm imagining a WHOLE different scenario involving these two ladies.
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ReplyDeleteno way.
I'd pick the Indian, they don't fool around!..
ReplyDeleteDefinitely the butter girl. There's no way to cut the box of raisins to make her knees look like boobies.
ReplyDeleteIn my mind butter girl would eventually win out, because butter is good, and fruit is evil.
ReplyDeleteI don't care that much for raisons, but the squaw would scalp the slick ass butter girl.
ReplyDeleteBesides, raisons are sun-dried grapes; therefore the Indian would be a sun-dried Italian.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows that Butter girl would win. Even if Raisin girl got her in her grips, all Butter girl would have to do is slather up and slide away.
ReplyDeleteI'm a dirty hippie.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Butterworth would whip both their scrawny asses.
ReplyDeleteboy u must really hate yur job to have this much mental free time
ReplyDeleteWhat Jason said. Makes me wanna Poca Hontas.
ReplyDeleteI'm soooo hot for them.....I'm about to cum like a mentos dropped into a 2 litre of Diet Coke...what element will they be fighting in? A mixture of raisen juice and butter would suite me fine!
ReplyDeleteBreonitron
Butter girl on a split decision after 12 rounds.
ReplyDeleteI think it'd go down more like this:
ReplyDeleteRaisin girl: Here's some liquor...
Native American: Here's my casino...
always bet on the native 'merican
ReplyDeleteNot only would Butter Girl kick Raisin Girl's ass, she would go on to use every bit of her remains.
ReplyDeleteButter Girl would surreptitiously drop a butter stick on the ground-Raisin Girls slips on the butter stick. Butter Girl stomps Raisin Girl's ass! Butter Girl jams a stick of butter down Raisin Girl's throat for good measure. You see, I have this all worked out.
ReplyDeleteWhile the Native American chick is good at ranged attacks, proficient with the bow & arrow, if the Latina gets in close, Pocahontas is screwed. Latinas fight hard and dirty.
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