Mmmmm....He's making my mouth water!!! Do you think next year he'll do one of those daily calenders, so I get a different picture each day? Or how about an advent calender? Lift up the rolls to mark the days until Christmas?
Man, he has a set of balls to do that. I guess he does. I mean you might have to dig through layers of fat and lard to get to them, but I'm sure he has a set. Looking at his mass vs. his arm length, how does he wipe his ass?
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now I am going to have to return your stocking stuffer you must of peeked! Luv hubby
ReplyDeleteAH GOD, JEN - GOD! GOD! GOD! NO! NO! NO! I CAN NEVER TAKE BACK SEEING THAT.
ReplyDeleteWhy did I click the link? Why? The first picture wasn't enough? I had to click it, then "Enlarge the Calendar" UGH - WHY, WHY, WHY?
...and why do I suddenly crave bacon?
He is the perfect man ladies, keeps you warm in the winter and shady in the summer!
ReplyDeleteDamn you! I can never unsee that fat batstard again.
ReplyDeleteIf you look at that picture objectively, you will see the symmetry of his body in that pose. I'll bet he picks up lots of chics.
ReplyDeleteMmmmm....He's making my mouth water!!! Do you think next year he'll do one of those daily calenders, so I get a different picture each day? Or how about an advent calender? Lift up the rolls to mark the days until Christmas?
ReplyDeleteMan, he has a set of balls to do that. I guess he does. I mean you might have to dig through layers of fat and lard to get to them, but I'm sure he has a set. Looking at his mass vs. his arm length, how does he wipe his ass?
ReplyDeleteOh, you chubby chaser!
ReplyDeleteDo they have a female version?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA *urp* almost threw up. Blech, nasty.
530!? He looks way more than that! Can you imagine the cheesy stuff between the folds?
ReplyDeleteI think I just threw up in my mouth.....
ReplyDeletehe's got a cute face, does that matter for anything?
ReplyDeleteTechnically, shouldn't he be physically unable to prop himself up like that?
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