tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16732274.post117078316676002008..comments2023-10-31T07:06:56.852-04:00Comments on Casual Slack: just a quoteJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16781609044584693783noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16732274.post-1170962546123097912007-02-08T14:22:00.000-05:002007-02-08T14:22:00.000-05:00My favorite: You had better eat all your dinner. T...My favorite: You had better eat all your dinner. There are starving children in China, you know.<BR/><BR/>My response: Oh, yeah? Name one.<BR/><BR/>This explains my scars.Just Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01619822123330587984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16732274.post-1170876245558243612007-02-07T14:24:00.000-05:002007-02-07T14:24:00.000-05:00I think your dad got that from Confucious. I'm pre...I think your dad got that from Confucious. I'm pretty sure he said it first.Just Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01619822123330587984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16732274.post-1170874435226217522007-02-07T13:53:00.000-05:002007-02-07T13:53:00.000-05:00My dad told me that if I wasn't in bed by midnight...My dad told me that if I wasn't in bed by midnight to come home. He was a card alright.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16732274.post-1170867134780753042007-02-07T11:52:00.000-05:002007-02-07T11:52:00.000-05:00I know the feeling... from both ends (well, as a M...I know the feeling... from both ends (well, as a Mom obviously)... Sometimes you can't help stating the obvious... but then Kids can't either, LOLDutchBitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14839269809358916986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16732274.post-1170859857274993982007-02-07T09:50:00.000-05:002007-02-07T09:50:00.000-05:00I always picture Jen looking like Jennifer Garner....I always picture Jen looking like Jennifer Garner. Or is it Gardner? Let me clarify by saying Ben Affleck's wife. Maybe it is the name.<BR/><BR/>I always wondered why people had tennis balls hanging in the middle of their garage. Now I know.Lyndahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17007930302730418293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16732274.post-1170855967623528852007-02-07T08:46:00.000-05:002007-02-07T08:46:00.000-05:00Then there were my freinds that had a tennis ball ...Then there were my freinds that had a tennis ball hanging right where you stoped, touching the windscreen therefore insuring a perfect placement everytime!<BR/>That whole family is very, very clean!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16732274.post-1170852498892733092007-02-07T07:48:00.000-05:002007-02-07T07:48:00.000-05:00hahhahahahahpersonality similarity maybe just a li...hahhahahahah<BR/>personality similarity <BR/>maybe just a little bit<BR/>but<BR/>I most definitely<BR/>do NOT look like <BR/>Darlene... HAHAH<BR/><BR/>thankfully..Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16781609044584693783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16732274.post-1170847708449325262007-02-07T06:28:00.000-05:002007-02-07T06:28:00.000-05:00Parents have also come up with classic lines like ...Parents have also come up with classic lines like "Don't make me come back there" and "Don't make me get the belt out" so what can you expect?<BR/><BR/>-sjAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16732274.post-1170847310658089002007-02-07T06:21:00.000-05:002007-02-07T06:21:00.000-05:00By the way... for the rest of you who haven't seen...By the way... for the rest of you who haven't seen a picture of Jen (and you never will...) though she doesn't exactly "LOOK" like her... she bears a striking personality similarity to Darlene from the Roseanne show, only more feminine.2 foolshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06840900544081766745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16732274.post-1170842865225533222007-02-07T05:07:00.000-05:002007-02-07T05:07:00.000-05:00Mine said:"Whatever you do, don't drive over broke...Mine said:<BR/>"Whatever you do, don't drive over broken glass".<BR/><BR/>I said: "Dad, I know that".<BR/><BR/>He said: "Well you just know EVERYthing, don't you???"<BR/><BR/>I ended up taking driver's ed in school. It was less stressful. On both of us.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16732274.post-1170810529175466292007-02-06T20:08:00.000-05:002007-02-06T20:08:00.000-05:00My Mom always told me not to play with fire or I'd...My Mom always told me not to play with fire or I'd wet the bed.<BR/>Ooooookkkkaaaayyyyyy...whatever!<BR/>Parents are weird.Bloomin' Crazyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11958574836135439824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16732274.post-1170806853581885262007-02-06T19:07:00.000-05:002007-02-06T19:07:00.000-05:00haha, if we had had a garage I am sure my dad woul...haha, if we had had a garage I am sure my dad would have said that too.<BR/><BR/>My mom had all these weird sayings. My favorite was "hard as a brickbat". Like "Dont eat that cake, its as hard as a brickbat!" To this day I have never figured out what a brickbat is.Melhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18313915258169857834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16732274.post-1170806593367287162007-02-06T19:03:00.000-05:002007-02-06T19:03:00.000-05:00To this day my mother alway's tells me not to thro...To this day my mother alway's tells me not to throw my keys away as I push the garbage down the garbage shute. <BR/><BR/>A friend's mother gave this sage advice: Never leave sharp objects lying about the kitchen that someone can use to hurt you. Huh? Are there murders lurking in my kitchen?<BR/><BR/>I guess in their eyes we ARE idiots.Zedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826557164123197663noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16732274.post-1170801526849907212007-02-06T17:38:00.000-05:002007-02-06T17:38:00.000-05:00Though I haven't seen a picture of you, Jen, I am ...Though I haven't seen a picture of you, Jen, I am sure you look smart.Lyndahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17007930302730418293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16732274.post-1170796800044859012007-02-06T16:20:00.000-05:002007-02-06T16:20:00.000-05:00my dad just told me to stay out if the garage alto...my dad just told me to stay out if the garage altogether. And to NEVER touch power tools. EVER. he was VERY specific. <BR/><BR/>But then he shut the drawstring to his pajama pants in the engine when closing the hood after checking the oil and was tied to his car for about an hour until I got home and let him loose. After MUCH teasing about how I wasn't allowed in the garage I let him out.. AH, good times.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16732274.post-1170784037440799362007-02-06T12:47:00.000-05:002007-02-06T12:47:00.000-05:00Here's something Jen's dad once said to me:"Stop f...Here's something Jen's dad once said to me:<BR/>"Stop fooling at the table, you're gonna choke."<BR/><BR/>Did he really think laughing hysterically at the table would cause me to abruptly suck my meatball to the back of my throat thereby choking me?<BR/><BR/>Parents think they know everything.2 foolshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06840900544081766745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16732274.post-1170784003947744682007-02-06T12:46:00.000-05:002007-02-06T12:46:00.000-05:00lmao! my mom says stuff like that to me ALL the t...lmao! my mom says stuff like that to me ALL the time! I'm surprised she doesn't buy me a helmet.Webmiztrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13365475789228230445noreply@blogger.com