Wednesday, May 31, 2006

flashback

When I was driving to work this morning
I had this Drivers ED flashback...

I was trying to remember the word for:
When you stare at the lines in the road and it almost hypnotizes you...
There's a word for that...
Anyone know the word?

Anyway - the word never came to me
But I did remember the Drivers ED teacher - don't recall his name
big guy.. balding... 80's porn star mustache
tight adidas nylon pants... yeah... he was HOT!

Every class he would eat an apple.
the ENTIRE Apple - CORE and all
WTF?
Who Eats the Core???
And who the hell eats an apple right in the
middle of teaching a class???
Don't teachers get about 20 breaks per day?

And that's my flashback.


8 comments:

  1. That's not the word.
    fool.

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  2. HAHAHAHHAHHA
    Is too queerbait.

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  3. Get Bent!
    That's the word?

    It Can't Be!??
    The APPLE MAN had a BIG word for it

    Maybe he made it up.

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  4. I could be wrong, puddin'. Let me research this long word for you. Highway Hypnosis couldn't be it (being the short little word that it is). teeheeteehee

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  5. Anonymous3:50 PM

    please post more flashbacks
    i love driving but i like to cut people off
    and road rage

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  6. Anonymous8:30 AM

    Jen, I beleive te words you are looking for is "Empty FIeld Myopia"

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  7. Anonymous4:17 PM

    I wonder if any Driver's ED teachers get run over by their students? I'd love to see that.

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