Thursday, July 13, 2006

I got this topic from Dutch Bitch
She had posted a porn star - name generator

But I remember the old way of figuring out
what your porn star name would be
You take the name of your first pet
& the name of the first street you lived on...


Mine would be
BRANDY LEWIS
& My husband is Satch Bowen
hahaHaha!

What's Your Porn Star Name?
It's probably not as cool as mine

21 comments:

  1. Chipper Tingley

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  2. Penny More! Haahahaha! It always seems to work, does'nt it.

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  3. Anonymous9:31 PM

    Oh God... if we're using the old method my name is Charlie Newport, which is totally lame. Maybe ok for a guy...

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  4. Anonymous9:32 PM

    Even lamer is the fact that using the generator my name is Karen Kung-Fu Grip.

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  5. Pinky Mason. Workable, I guess. But 'Tingley' is a hoot!!

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  6. Sox Glenora...

    your theory just DOES NOT WORK!!!!

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  7. Anonymous10:44 PM

    Muffy Laure

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  8. Sox Glenora
    could totally be a porn star name!
    the theory works!

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  9. Queen Sheba

    I just googled it and found there actually WAS a Queen of Sheba... but a pretty lame porn star name!

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  10. Thanks Jen...Damn right it will work..

    Long sox not those stoopid anklet ones should be a symbol used on the video covers.

    why are you all laughing?

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  11. Anonymous5:39 AM

    Pussy Power

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  12. Mine would be Waldo Mast!! Hahhahaha!!! NOT a hot name however I think the Mast part has some promise for a guy...

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  13. Welcome Back..!
    Funny you posted about being a porn star...I posted about being a stripper!

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  14. I am Little Miss Muff!

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  15. Anonymous12:25 PM

    My porn star name is "Vein Newton"... actually I didn't do the generator thing, it was my ACTUAL name back when I was "in the business" (if you know what I mean).

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  16. Anonymous2:52 PM

    Lucky Alabama, man that is whack!

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  17. okay, my name would be:

    Rhonda Rimmer

    ohhh, how dirty does that sound?

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  18. Anonymous6:16 PM

    vySparky Greenfield.. hmmm

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  19. I guess I would be Bingo Highway 10.

    Not particularly sexy ... Truth in advertising, I suppose.

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  20. Mine would be Burton Harry. Yeah, it doesn't work for me.

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  21. I'm a guy (ostensibly) so Lana Ostrander doesn't work too well for me. Unless we're talking gay porn and I'm one of those outrageous cross-dressers a la Ru Paul. Then it would be perfect.

    Lana Ostrander in 'German Joust'...

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