
And Now... The Tuesday Haiku
Stop Bothering Me
I'm Not Your Secretary
I Hate All of You
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku
Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
Does that include me?
ReplyDeletewe don't have a secratary...
ReplyDeleteI hate it when people call and I answer the phone...so they think I am the secratary...that gives them reason to treat me like crap...dagonitt
Um, Ellie, that's a pretty lame haiku... just sayin'. Oh and by the way, my phone's ringing. Could you please answer it for me?? And I'll have cream in my coffee, no sugar. And while you're at it, could you please do some shopping for me and buy my wife an anniversary gift for me?? Nothing too expensive, though, please. Thanks. And hold all my calls, I'm busy with this internet golf game. That will be all, thanks.
ReplyDeleteOh, and by the way, Jen, I emailed your haiku to your boss. For 10 bucks I'll give you his password so you can delete it. It's your call.
ReplyDeletesyllabels are hard =(
ReplyDeleteI didn't Haiku but here's one for ya..
ReplyDeleteDick isn't my boss
But Dick Small likes to role play
He can be my dog
For 10 bucks I won't post that...oops too late.
I still luv you ....no hard feelings?
None at all! You're beautiful, baby!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is exam week
ReplyDeleteDon't call for an extension
Turn in or get zero
Ellie whines alot
ReplyDeleteWhines and whines and whines and whines
whines and whines and whines
I luv using casual slack as IM
ReplyDeleteI STILL think casualslack's a great excuse to use to go back to drinking.
ReplyDeleteI hate work, work work
ReplyDeleteI hate it more than you know
I hate work, work work
Would rather read blogs
ReplyDeleteThen sit here
Working