Tuesday, July 18, 2006

The Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku


And Now... The Tuesday Haiku

Stop Bothering Me
I'm Not Your Secretary
I Hate All of You

Thank You

If you have an I Hate Work Haiku
Please Post as a Comment.




- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

13 comments:

  1. Does that include me?

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  2. we don't have a secratary...
    I hate it when people call and I answer the phone...so they think I am the secratary...that gives them reason to treat me like crap...dagonitt

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  3. Anonymous11:43 AM

    Um, Ellie, that's a pretty lame haiku... just sayin'. Oh and by the way, my phone's ringing. Could you please answer it for me?? And I'll have cream in my coffee, no sugar. And while you're at it, could you please do some shopping for me and buy my wife an anniversary gift for me?? Nothing too expensive, though, please. Thanks. And hold all my calls, I'm busy with this internet golf game. That will be all, thanks.

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  4. Anonymous11:49 AM

    Oh, and by the way, Jen, I emailed your haiku to your boss. For 10 bucks I'll give you his password so you can delete it. It's your call.

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  5. Anonymous12:21 PM

    syllabels are hard =(

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  6. I didn't Haiku but here's one for ya..
    Dick isn't my boss
    But Dick Small likes to role play
    He can be my dog

    For 10 bucks I won't post that...oops too late.

    I still luv you ....no hard feelings?

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  7. Anonymous1:03 PM

    None at all! You're beautiful, baby!!!!

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  8. This is exam week
    Don't call for an extension
    Turn in or get zero

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  9. Anonymous1:13 PM

    Ellie whines alot
    Whines and whines and whines and whines
    whines and whines and whines

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  10. I luv using casual slack as IM

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  11. Anonymous2:29 PM

    I STILL think casualslack's a great excuse to use to go back to drinking.

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  12. Anonymous2:42 PM

    I hate work, work work
    I hate it more than you know
    I hate work, work work

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  13. Would rather read blogs
    Then sit here
    Working

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