See this box.It looks harmless - but it's not
Words can't express to you my loathing for
Zatarains Jumbalaya
At least once a week my husband subjects me to the stink of
Zatarains Jumbalaya
He just LOVES it AND he thinks it smells good
(sick bastard)
It REEKS - The entire house stinks when he makes it
The smell sticks to your clothes
It doesnt go away for at least 2 days
I open all of the windows, I light candles
useless!!!
My house smells like a back alley behind
a dumpster from a soup kitchen
deep in the bowels of New Orleans
It makes my stomach churn...
I lose my appetite when he makes it
One night I had left a "just washed" sweatshirt
on a chair in the room next to the kitchen
he made this crap for dinner...
the next day I grab my sweatshirt
toss it in my truck and as I'm driving to work
I noticed this stench...
I look around puzzled - I grab my sweatshirt
WTF!!??
I can't wear this now - I'll smell like spicy rice!
The people at work will talk...!
I curse you New Orleans!!
I curse you and your stupid fucking spicy rice!!
I curse you and your stupid fucking spicy rice!!
Tim has to put up with you violent tendencies while he is sleeping....Yet you can not put up with some stinky rice...Poor Tim...HA!!
ReplyDeleteoh I do put up with it!
ReplyDeleteI suffer!!
haha
poor jen!
ReplyDeleteI've never had this stuff, but you make it sound so appealing I'm just dying to run to the store after I leave this comment and buy some.
ReplyDeleteI've missed the slack, Jen! Hopefully I'll have computers set up in my new place soon. I hope you haven't forgotten about me.
You're right Jen, that rice is absolutely awful smelling! It stinks in its own unique way and I just hate it. Yuck!! (I can't even walk up the rice aisle in the supermarket it stinks so much.)
ReplyDeleteFrankie & Johnny lie around looking sad when a neighbor at the far end of the hall makes it. They actually begin to look suicidal. Poor babies!
Amy- How could I forget you??
ReplyDeleteI miss your comments!
Set up your computers - hurry
go.. now... what are you waiting for Go!
Zed - hilarious hahaha
poor Frankie & Johnny
I feel their pain!
When are you gonna post a pic of
Frankie & Johnny??? I'm waiting.
BOTH OF YOU ARE
MAKING THE SLACK WAIT!
Yes, don't make the SLACK wait ladies, it could get ugly.
ReplyDeletecan I say that I like this stuff and I've never noticed a "fowl" odor. maybe I'm deranged?
Teri - You're like Tim
ReplyDeleteYou think it smells good..
You're both deranged
LOL
Okay, okay. Frankie's been complaining about the very same thing lately.
ReplyDeleteIf I can get the scanner to work, I'll post F&J pictures on my blog. Check back later or tomorrow.
Oh. And Teri re: the rice. Yes. You. Are. Deranged.
Do what I do when my husband makes beer. I make him brew it outside.
ReplyDeleteThat stinks too!
FYI Frankie & Johnny fans:
ReplyDeleteAs requested by the Slack, the pictures of the most beautiful cats in the world have been posted at:
http://theworldaccordingtozed.blogspot.com
Sadly, I'm all TOO familiar with back alleys behind dumpsters from soup kitchens deep in the bowels of New Orleans, Louisiana. I always did drink too much at Mardi Gras.
ReplyDeleteLynda
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain with the beer.
My husband does that too
I dont buy that stuff because it looks nasty to me, but I know Hubby would love it. Ick. Hehe I am laughing at your description of the smell though!!
ReplyDeleteisn't that the rice that you have to add stuff to it..?
ReplyDeleteI don't like stinky box rice, too much sodium!
wheres the san francisco treat when you need it.
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