I had just finished watching Survivor
(shut up... I like survivor)
I grab the remote -I change the channel
there was a commercial on
I think nothing of it and go about my computing
I'm not really paying attention to the tv
AND THEN..
ALL OF A SUDDEN...
I look up and see Dionne Warwick & that chick
who played xena warrior princess
And they are singing... "I Say A Little Pray For You"
horrific
but wait... there's more
Marie Osmond & Little Richard
are the "celebrity" judges
My husband was sleeping on the couch next to me
I frantically woke him up - he had to see this
His reaction...
Uggggghhhhhhhh
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
It's so awful
Then he immediately fell back asleep
I scramble for my digital camera
I had to take a picture of this nightmare
to prove It wasn't a hallucination
sorry for the glare
there was a commercial on
I think nothing of it and go about my computing
I'm not really paying attention to the tv
AND THEN..
ALL OF A SUDDEN...
I look up and see Dionne Warwick & that chick
who played xena warrior princess
And they are singing... "I Say A Little Pray For You"
horrific
but wait... there's more
Marie Osmond & Little Richard
are the "celebrity" judges
My husband was sleeping on the couch next to me
I frantically woke him up - he had to see this
His reaction...
Uggggghhhhhhhh
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
It's so awful
Then he immediately fell back asleep
I scramble for my digital camera
I had to take a picture of this nightmare
to prove It wasn't a hallucination
sorry for the glare
THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT?This is an actual tv show... people enjoy this?
How can this be?
I don't know whether to laugh or throw up
oh wait.. I choose laughter
HAHAHAHAHahaHAHHA!!!
Bad tv
So very, very BAD
I changed the channel and tried to forget about what I saw
How can this be?
I don't know whether to laugh or throw up
oh wait.. I choose laughter
HAHAHAHAHahaHAHHA!!!
Bad tv
So very, very BAD
I changed the channel and tried to forget about what I saw
Gosh, I feel bad I missed this. What program was it?
ReplyDeleteZed- I didn't catch the name
ReplyDeleteI was in the middle of dry heaves
when they said the name...
I think the channel was FOX
not surprising..
Now you see why I have a fascination with television test patterns. They are so much better than the actual programming.
ReplyDeleteThat's a chunk of you're life you'll never get back!
ReplyDeleteBummer Jen... I hope that you were at least knitting or something whilst watching that A+ programming... then you can walk away with your head held high!
this is the second program that you've wasted your time on and can't get back. we need to find you more suitable, enjoyable television.
ReplyDeleteIt's Celebrity Duets or something like that. I've never seen it, but I've heard about it.
ReplyDeleteI might have to try to catch it now, though.
How was Survivor? I've never gotten into it, but it sounds interesting this season with the whole racial separation thing.
God I'm lame making this so long.
OMG! I'm watching it right now!!
ReplyDeleteDid Lucy Lawless's boob pop out again?
ReplyDeleteIt did that once when she was singing the national anthem at an NHL playoff game.
I had someone explain to me reality TV the other day. Apparently enough people like it and it costs about 1/10th the price to produce, so that's why it's all over the place nowadays.
ReplyDeleteNo offense, but I hate them all. Well, maybe not hate. Just dislike enough to kill channel surfing for me. Ask nobody, all I ever do anymore is play world of warcraft. I can't even make coherent posts half the time.
[...DadGuy wanders off muttering about bob saget and INXS...]
My two fav's Dionne and Marie. Ah the good old days!
ReplyDeleteMC - I didn't
ReplyDeletenotice any pop outs..
thankfully!
Xena can sing?
ReplyDeleteshe certainly
ReplyDeletecannot