And Now
Ladies & Gentlemen
A Fabulous Guest Post
from Mr. Fab
www.pointless-drivel.com
enjoy
May it bring a tear to your eye
as it did to mine.
My Favorite Guys
Jerry and George and of course good old Kramer
And the strong willed Elaine, no man can tame her
Puddy and Lippman and Newman, so wise
These are a few of my favorite guys
Mr. and Mrs. Ross, they are people of means
While Frank and Estelle live way out in Queens
I loved the episode where Susan dies
These are a few of my favorite guys
Helen and Morty and Peterman’s smirk
And pompous Jack Klompus, he is such a jerk
Russell Dalrymple’s tragic demise
These are a few of my favorite guys
Kenny Bania
And Tim Whatley
And old Mr. Pitt
I simply tune in to those famous reruns
And then I don’t feel like shit
And then Jerry’s girlfriends, he had quite a few
Beth, she was racist, Rachel was a Jew
And Gillian’s hands were of enormous size
These are a few of my favorite guys
Delores, not Mulva, was one poor girl’s name
He never saw Sidra’s breasts, aw that’s a shame
Patty made water run out of his eyes
These are a few of my favorite guys
Christie wore the same thing on every date
Sharon at first didn’t think he was straight
He can’t seduce Marla although he sure tries
These are a few of my favorite guys
Mickey Abbott
Uncle Leo
Sue Ellen Mischke
I tune in to see these guys every day
And I cackle loud with glee
The Bubble Boy really was kind of an asshole
A marble rye was the bread that Jerry stole
Mike Moffit calls Jerry a phony then lies
These are a few of my favorite guys
Babu Bhatt got himself quickly deported
Poppy’s bad habits were soon reported
Lloyd Braun went nuts, no more mayor to advise
These are a few of my favorite guys
Who can forget the concert with the Pez
Or the one in which Laney dates Keith Hernandez
Thomassoulo caught George in all of his lies
These are a few of my favorite guys
Mr. Bookman
Joe Davola
The Drake and Drakette
When I watch these shows time and again
My troubles I just forget
**Greatest Show Ever
what about the soup nazi????
ReplyDeletethat's it NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
i came , but i cant get past the second paragraph stanza whaterver
ReplyDeletei HATE sinefeld. sucky sucky seinfeld!
but I dont hate you or casual slacl, oh nonono
you are going to hit me now arent you?
I think that you should have made Mr. Fab sing it, Jen. I mean, he is duct-taped to a chair in your basement, right?
ReplyDeleteGreat show! Curb Your Enthusiasm is also fantastic. Larry David is an idiot and a genius at the same time.
ReplyDeleteFabulous guest post by the Master.
ReplyDeletesimply wonderful post.
ReplyDeletethanks for enlightening some of us Mr. Fab.
Bravo and well done Mr. Fab.
ReplyDeleteWow. Just wow!
ReplyDeleteGood goin' Mr. Fab!
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Jen, Round 2 questions in Zed's Seinfeld Quiz are posted. We are waiting for your responses. Post 'em or email 'em, either way works.
Mr. Fab has already sent in his answers...
Wow fab you really are an
ReplyDeleteexpert in Seinfeldtology.
But i'm with ellie how could
you forget the soup nazi?
OK Mr. Fab, you make me wanna watch reruns! Fabulous post on a fabulous show! :-)
ReplyDelete3T
Bravo!
ReplyDeleteWhat about "man hands" and the "close-talker" - It was still brilliant... I couldn't tell if I was humming Julie Andrews or reciting the Night Before Christmas.
ReplyDelete...I don't really like Christmas because it's like there's all this pressure on you to buy things, and MORE things... "Did I get enough stuff for people? Did I remember everyone? Should I regift this, I don't know..." I think they invented Prozac specifically for Christmas.
...but it's Friday so nothing else matters.
When I said, "Humming Julie Andrews" I didn't mean that in the literal sense. I meant that song...
ReplyDelete...Hey who remembers "Gaines Burgers?" YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH, you KNOW you thought that shit looked soooo good.
Gaines Burgers!
ReplyDeleteHahahaa
OK...I give! I thot I was all about Seinfeld until this OCD person got his/her thang going here.
ReplyDeleteVery well done indeed.
I just got through watching my Seinfeld tapes back-2-back a few weeks ago. I was off the Sein for a few years and then OD'd on them for about a week.
Ahhhhhh.
it's my FAVE show of all time.....the kenny rogers roasters is in my top 5.....
ReplyDelete"I'm on No sleep, No sleep.......you dont know what it's like in there..things are creaking and crawling and that RED light is burning my brain......................."
Oh, the memories! so impressive you know not only the names of all the girls Jerry dated but the hang ups he had about each of them. Hysterical! I want to know - what about the soup nazi, too?! Might have to add another stanza.
ReplyDeletePuddy - LOVE Puddy! The manzier...SERENITY NOW! (It's my mantra)
ReplyDeleteYea for Mr. Fab!!
Another Shakespeare is born. Excellent poerty.
ReplyDeletePut on your Mansier
ReplyDeleteStop Short
No Soup for you
And Festivus for the Rest of us!
Brilliant Fa
Mr. Fab - that was FANTASTIC!
ReplyDeleteSoup Nazi, Mickey, Assman..oh I can go on and on. I have all 6 season on DVD. I love Seinfield.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the Assman? How could you forget that episode? I had the DVDs through Season 6, but had to pawn them for gas money.
ReplyDeleteMy cat's name is "The Assman" - no joke.
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