I believe, speaking for me, that I would rather have an INTOXICATED Santa, as opposed to a SOBER Santa. The reason I say this is three-fold:
1. Santa might have a black-out and forget he already came to my house. He might come a second time so I'd score twice. 2. Drunks are notoriously more generous than sober people. 3. He might pass out in my house, then I could take everything.
Whenever I leave cookies out on Christmas eve for Santa, I also leave a bottle of bourbon. Who knows,
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I want a beer right now.
ReplyDeleteI believe, speaking for me, that I would rather have an INTOXICATED Santa, as opposed to a SOBER Santa. The reason I say this is three-fold:
ReplyDelete1. Santa might have a black-out and forget he already came to my house. He might come a second time so I'd score twice.
2. Drunks are notoriously more generous than sober people.
3. He might pass out in my house, then I could take everything.
Whenever I leave cookies out on Christmas eve for Santa, I also leave a bottle of bourbon. Who knows,
sorry, but how do you play the game?
ReplyDeleteuse your arrows to move
ReplyDeletepick up the drinks & whatever
if you hit the train track you get
juiced!
Thanks Jen.
ReplyDeleteTons of fun I WILL BE HAVING!!!!!
mine was so drunk his tongue was almost wrapping around his head.....
This game is GREAT, by the way. Too cool.
ReplyDeleteHigh score 633.
ReplyDeleteHe's a bad Santa.
HAHAHAAHA!
ReplyDeleteI got 793. That game was awesome! HAHAHAHA!