And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
Hope I don't pick you
You wreck the secret santa
You smell - I hate you
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
I don't understand,
ReplyDeleteYou mean we can't have strippers
at the Christmas lunch
Less than thrilled and so
Underappreciated?
Try Monster dot com
Secret Santa gave
me a box of Kleenex, thanks
No-teeth-Keith the clerk
I ate the cookies
ReplyDeleteSo suck it up santa clause
Yeah the milk also
You talk way to much
ReplyDeleteWhy do I sit next to you?
Santa bring ear plugs
HAHAHA "no teeth keith" LOVE the nickname.
ReplyDeleteOkay, here's mine:
Unfulfilling Job
Kind of Like Christmas at Jen's:
Lucky Charms and Toast
You talk like asian
ReplyDeleteYou do not plural word right
speaka engrish prease
OMFG Ritardo. Amazing. That's actually my nickname. I love that someone share's it with me.
ReplyDeleteAlso, here's my Tuesday Haiku:
I want to quit you
Retail sucks at Christmas time
Don't look at my boobs
(Refer to my blog for reasoning if need be...)
getting drunk at the
ReplyDeleteoffice Christmas party can
get you in trouble
If you're my office
secret santa, I would buy
you lots of breath mints
that's a nice sweater
looks like it was made from your
belly button lint
if you are reading
the classified during lunch
your job must suck, dude
If you don't wear pants
to work, no one is likely
to steal your chair then
No strippers at the Christmas lunch?!?! Don't tell me that THOSE jobs got moved overseas!!! This World Trade Organization thing is just way outta control!!
ReplyDeleteYou're nice at Christmas
ReplyDeletebut stink the rest of the year.
Drop in a big hole.