And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
Oh... A Ten Cent Raise
I Feel Appreciated
I Wish I Could Quit
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
Oh a ten cent raise
ReplyDeleteI wish I could take a shit
on your face fucker
Quit staring my way
ReplyDeleteI've done more work than you have
Mind your own business
I hate fitting bras
ReplyDeleteThe bane of my existence
I'll need to turn tricks
Oops - my haiku muse showed up a day early.
ReplyDeleteStop following me!
ReplyDeleteYou're so ugly and stupid.
Boss should fire you
I'm calling H.R.
to report your foul manner.
You may lose your job.
We will all rejoice!
Don't let the door hit your back
as you are kicked out.
(hmmm, these haiku are like therapy! lol)
Load on the work please
ReplyDeleteI was sick all yesterday
to come back to this
(say it with sarcasm)
I don't want to stomp on your creative muse, but if one's job inspires so many anti-work haikus; might finding another job be an option?
ReplyDeleteWork Sucks Haikus could then be hypothetical....or would that be selling out?
-sj
WORK sucks
ReplyDeleteit doesn't matter the job
it's the "working
for the man part" I loathe
you dig?
What do you mean No
ReplyDeleteAll that labour is in vain
I eat shit for cash
Anti Work Haikus
ReplyDeleteIs all we have to stay sane
Pay me to stay home