Thursday, March 22, 2007

A conversation







A conversation between me &
my friend/coworker Jo-Ann
March 22, 2007

Jo-Ann: I bet you don't know who this is on the radio..
Me: I do to..
Jo-Ann: who is it?
Me: Pat Benatar..
Jo-Ann: Very good.
Me: Yep.. I actually saw her in concert when I was 15..
me and my friend knew this disc jockey and he gave us
free tickets. I think it was in '89
Jo-Ann: I WAS AT THAT CONCERT TOO!!
Me: Really??
Jo-Ann: Yeah.. a midget threw up on me
Me: What?
Jo-Ann: I had sandals on and it was all in between my toes
I smelled like puke the entire night!
Me: **just staring with disgusted look on my face**
A midget, huh?
Jo-Ann: Yeah, you know .. a dwarf.. one of those little people..
Me: Did the dwarf apologize?
Jo-Ann: No he just looked at me and walked away..
he was wicked bombed
Me: That sucks...
Jo-Ann: Yeah it was gross. So what do you want for lunch?

10 comments:

  1. ewww...grosss...gag....

    so what did ya have for lunch :-)

    Btw: Glad to be a tenant here; love your witty spark.

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  2. TJ-

    we decided
    on pizza strips..

    glad to have you!
    I dig your blog
    I gave you a
    permanent link
    --->

    =)

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  3. Anonymous12:23 PM

    pizza for dinner and pizza for lunch. dont wanna hear no whining for pizza this weekend at brunch

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  4. Anonymous12:29 PM

    she's still touring, Jen. You can see her again and maybe have the same situation happen? Who knows?

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  5. Anonymous12:53 PM

    Thanks, I needed a good laugh! Any story involving puking midgets is all I need!

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  6. Anonymous12:53 PM

    Pat Benetar was the best. Still is.

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  7. HAHAHAHAhhahaha...

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  8. That is truly disgusting! If someone (midget or not) puked on me, I would probably puke too.

    GAG!!

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  9. I love pat benetar.

    love her.

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  10. Anonymous12:49 PM

    That may be the coolest conversation ever.

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