I bought a twelve-pack ovum, and had them in a paper sack next to me on the seat of my pickup truck. By the time I got home all I had was twelve sticks and a puddle of beer seeping out of the sack. It took about twenty minuets of holding the sack up over my mouth before I could get out and go on the porch. Won’t by anymore ovum.
The rednecks will be giving
Will there be a Don't Lick 'n Drive warning on there?
ReplyDeleteNaw, ol' Bubba and them won't go fur it. There wouldn't be no empty bottle to throw at oncomin' traffic.
ReplyDeleteI bought a twelve-pack ovum, and had them in a paper sack next to me on the seat of my pickup truck. By the time I got home all I had was twelve sticks and a puddle of beer seeping out of the sack. It took about twenty minuets of holding the sack up over my mouth before I could get out and go on the porch. Won’t by anymore ovum.
ReplyDeleteDon't toy with me, Jen... I've been waiting for this day my whole LIFE..
ReplyDeleteBWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA that's effing HILARIOUS!
ReplyDeleteI saw that same exact guy today! I'm working in redneck county.
ReplyDeleteI see distribution points outside of heavy metal rock concerts! Heavy Metal Parking Lot would have rocked if they had these!
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