Ahhhh Jen...I knew this news would make Casual Slack! Paris greets you with an LA welcome.
I guess she didn't like the food selection and cried. You know, all the other inmates love the food and have no negative emotions...jail is joy...only our dear Paris felt lonely, disconnected, grief, guilt, and lonliness.
At least she will wear a designer ankle bracelet to show all her friends at the next party!
How much you wanna bet their will be a new fashion trend...Paris ankle braclets.
Dear Paris,
show her the fists of fury! you know you can do it.
ReplyDeleteme too, Jen.
ReplyDeletepew!
I've never hated her more than I do now. It's just not right.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she has any guts...it's bones and skin and I hate her based on that alone.
ReplyDeleteAt last!
ReplyDeleteExcitement and beauty returns to my otherwise mundane life.
pffft!
May she be struck down by a speeding bus. Spoiled little bitch.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh Jen...I knew this news would make Casual Slack! Paris greets you with an LA welcome.
ReplyDeleteI guess she didn't like the food selection and cried. You know, all the other inmates love the food and have no negative emotions...jail is joy...only our dear Paris felt lonely, disconnected, grief, guilt, and lonliness.
At least she will wear a designer ankle bracelet to show all her friends at the next party!
How much you wanna bet their will be a new fashion trend...Paris ankle braclets.
You it's just a matter of time!
She is a saint and a patriot. God bless her.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaaa!!! Chris, you're great!
ReplyDeleteMay I co-sign that note too please?
ReplyDeleteAlso signed,
DoctorMom
p.s. Drop the Simple Life and just get a friggin' life!