EEwwww, YUCK! Well, I have to say THIS sort of goings-on would NOT be tolerated in cul-de-sac! We have our trash picked up EVERY monday. And we have to box it, and gift-wrap it. As far as I'm concerned, somebody should round up those urchins, herd them on a barge sailing for some other third-world country, then set the barge on fire and SINK it. THAT way, we'd never be hearing from THOSE losers again.
Take just a minute from your day, stop and chat, if only for a moment...
Ahhh...yeah right doctor bitch!
I want to chat, for a moment, with a wanker who calls herself a doctor, thinks she can heal and yet hates humanity….that is, humanity that doesn’t conveintly fit into her cul-de-sac.
And what about this cul-de-sac? What type of euphemism is this anyway? And why so much concern about whether things fit or not?
I couldn’t help but notice your affinity with oddly shaped fruit on your blog. ( http://doctormom.net/?p=55 )
Do you see my concern D.M.?
Your disdain for those who have it hard seems to conflict with your desire to have it hard.
…and now we come full circle to why you are really a BITCH!
.... um, actually Groover, I can't let this go on. That wasn't the doctor who left that comment, it was me posting as her. She didn't say those things, nor would she ever. She's not a mean person. I was just having some fun (well, at her expense of course). You might want to delete your comment before she sees it. If she hasn't already. I'm very sorry about all this.
Oh guys, PLEASE don't argue. It's all just SO upsetting. Jen, I agree with Dick. On everything. Because Dick's always right. He's so smart. I've never met anyone as smart as Dick. I'm in awe, really.
... actually, I think my tattoo is going to say: "Dick Small is the sexiest man I know". And it's going to be set in a heart. With angels all around it. On my forehead.
Living From Trash
EEwwww, YUCK! Well, I have to say THIS sort of goings-on would NOT be tolerated in cul-de-sac! We have our trash picked up EVERY monday. And we have to box it, and gift-wrap it. As far as I'm concerned, somebody should round up those urchins, herd them on a barge sailing for some other third-world country, then set the barge on fire and SINK it. THAT way, we'd never be hearing from THOSE losers again.
ReplyDeleteDamn Doctor, you're just SO cold sometimes. I guess it's the "blue blood" in you... you remind me aLOT of Rose's mom on Titanic.
ReplyDeleteDoctor Mom's scaring me.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Doctor Mom, we Cul-de-Saccians need more frequent garbage pickups than once a week. My home on lot #7 is fine, but lot #8 reeks.
Frightening, really. Just when you think you KNOW someone..
ReplyDeleteAccording to Billy Joel's "The Stranger," you NEVER really know some one. Proof positive right here with Doctor Mom. :)
ReplyDeleteI can't begin to tell you how shocked I am....
ReplyDeleteSans shaking head. Preparing blackboard for Mr. Dick Small.
ReplyDeleteAhh, you caught me.. Well, a spanking may be in order. But only from Sans..
ReplyDeleteBwhahahhahaha
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!! Busted!
ReplyDeleteHoly crap.
ReplyDeleteYes indeed....
ReplyDeleteTake just a minute from your day, stop and chat, if only for a moment...
ReplyDeleteAhhh...yeah right doctor bitch!
I want to chat, for a moment, with a wanker who calls herself a doctor, thinks she can heal and yet hates humanity….that is, humanity that doesn’t conveintly fit into her cul-de-sac.
And what about this cul-de-sac?
What type of euphemism is this anyway?
And why so much concern about whether things fit or not?
I couldn’t help but notice your affinity with oddly shaped fruit on your blog. ( http://doctormom.net/?p=55 )
Do you see my concern D.M.?
Your disdain for those who have it hard seems to conflict with your desire to have it hard.
…and now we come full circle to why you are really a BITCH!
You have a good day now…go away…shooo
Yes Doctor. MAN, what a snob...
ReplyDeleteSheesh...
ReplyDelete.... um, actually Groover, I can't let this go on. That wasn't the doctor who left that comment, it was me posting as her. She didn't say those things, nor would she ever. She's not a mean person. I was just having some fun (well, at her expense of course). You might want to delete your comment before she sees it. If she hasn't already. I'm very sorry about all this.
ReplyDelete... but in my defense, Jen told me to do it.
ReplyDeletedid not.
ReplyDeleteDid too.
ReplyDeletenot
ReplyDeleteOh guys, PLEASE don't argue. It's all just SO upsetting. Jen, I agree with Dick. On everything. Because Dick's always right. He's so smart. I've never met anyone as smart as Dick. I'm in awe, really.
ReplyDelete... actually, I think my tattoo is going to say: "Dick Small is the sexiest man I know". And it's going to be set in a heart. With angels all around it. On my forehead.
ReplyDeleteThat's NOT peach pit talking
ReplyDeleteThat's an imposter
Is not.
ReplyDeleteI mean, is not.
ReplyDeleteis too
ReplyDeleteI'm tellin'
Not. Infinity.
ReplyDelete=P
ReplyDelete(o:
ReplyDeletebwhahahahahahah
ReplyDeletewhen you two meet up at the beach, I want to be there.
ReplyDeletewe can have a kickin time just bantering back and forth.
think about it.
I think everyone should be
ReplyDeletethere.. we'll call it "BLOGFEST"
Jen, you're a genius!
ReplyDeleteshould we bring our lawn chairs and sunblock?
That would be awesome. I'll bring the beer.
ReplyDelete