shame

My mother was thinking about adopting

a retired greyhound.. I thought it was a good idea
I like greyhounds

but then.. she did the unthinkable
she shamed our family
and adopted this monstrosity

it's a mini poodle

a yappy little foofoo dog

out of the entire canine world
my least favorite dog - with out a doubt
is the poodle

just look at it
it looks like it should be wearing a
rhinestone cowboy hat
and riding tricycle with a clown

when I was a kid..
the only dogs we ever had were pit bulls
PIT BULLS!
how could my mother go from a pit bull owner to
a mini poodle owner?

How did it come to this?

But, since I love all animals
I'll try my best to like the poodle

but I can't promise anything

*sigh*