Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku












And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

No coffee pot here
No cushion left in my chair
No 401K

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
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7 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:19 AM

    My red swingline stapler will not fit in the first line...so screw a
    Haiku!

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  2. Moderator11:47 AM

    I will buy you a new chair.

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  3. Jen12:08 PM

    Miller - you're the greatest
    I'll send you the shipping address

    I want something really nice
    No skimping...

    thanks

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  4. Frank Sirmarco12:56 PM

    How can you sit there
    and chew on your gum so loud?
    I really hate you!

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  5. Zed5:18 PM

    Do you comb your hair?
    It's matted and looks like crap.
    Do you wash your face?

    Here is some soap, bud
    Use it; use it a lot please
    You smell rather foul.

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  6. Just Dave7:24 PM

    The sound of the phone
    shatters my calm morning and
    breeds insanity

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  7. LJP12:08 AM

    Brilliant!! Made me laugh!


    This is my effort

    eyes sore coffee hug
    toy cow will not cheer my mood
    paper clip in head

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