What the Hell
Happened
to Val Kilmer?
Dear Ice Man,
you look like total shit...
Maybe you should take up beach volleyball with
Kenny Loggins music blaring in the background
It just might get you back on track
Just Sayin'
Get well soon
and you're welcome in advance for this great advice
If there's anything else I can do.. please
don't hesitate to ask
Jen - Casual Slack
Wow... he got bloated.
ReplyDeleteThe first thing that hit my mind when I say the top picture was, "Humpty Dumpty."
ReplyDeleteI like him all round. He looks very sweet, and gay.
ReplyDeleteWTF!!! *devastation*
ReplyDeleteHe's doing that for a role, right?
ReplyDeleteHoly Hell, Fatman.
ReplyDeletecoookies.
ReplyDeleteIceman is now a snowman.
ReplyDeleteha, nice one mixednut!
ReplyDeleteOMG... my fantasies are ruined.
ReplyDeleteWho's your Huckleberry? LOL
ReplyDeleteI cant say anything when people gain weight beacuse of my own weight. Maybe he is on heart medication too??? I blame my heart meds for my weight gain, all those french fries had nothing to do with it LOL!!!
*sigh* He was sooooo hot! I had such a crush on him in the 80's. It's scary what 20 years can do to a person. *shudder*
ReplyDeleteToo much of the good life it seems. Yikes.
ReplyDeleteHe has very kind-looking eyes and probably a loving, generous heart. I'm choosing to focus on those positive aspects of Mister Kilmer instead of his weight gain, unlike the rest of you shallow bastards.
ReplyDeleteHe's rumored to be playing David Lee Roth... I assume post-Halen. Perhaps Roth really enjoyed Krispy Kremes?
ReplyDeleteI thought he already seemed to be gaining when he played in Heat.
ReplyDeleteGroover here:
ReplyDeleteThe man's got 8 projects going (a lot by any Hollyweird standard)so the weight ain't hurtin' his gigs.
see; http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174
Looks like a chipmunk....
ReplyDeleteYou forget, his heroes are Brando and Orson Welles. Fat aaaaaaand fat.
ReplyDeleteHe's Jolly. Been that way for awhile now.
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