Any chance she pulled a dead muskrat out of some fold in her shirt? Those things can really get tangled up with your clothes in the dryer, let me tell you.
Maybe she had laid out her clothes the previous night. Her stinky husband; one of her kids (fill in the blank) sat on the top. He/they aren't great "wipers" Thus her look of surprise and revulsion-one how did THAT smell get there and, peew, that smells like (fill in blanks again)'s butt! Of course, I could be wrong.
Why do I get the strong feeling she's going to wind up in one of the Tuesday Work Sucks Haikus?
ReplyDeleteHey, today's Tuesday! Let's Haiku her!
But did she expose anything while sniffin? Then it might go from strange to provocative!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a great intro into a deodorant commercial. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI always wonder and laugh at people who do these types of things in public.
ReplyDeleteIt would have been okay if she used her sleeve, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteAny chance she pulled a dead muskrat out of some fold in her shirt? Those things can really get tangled up with your clothes in the dryer, let me tell you.
ReplyDeleteI can attest, it wasn't a pretty sight.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she had laid out her clothes the previous night. Her stinky husband; one of her kids (fill in the blank) sat on the top. He/they aren't great "wipers"
ReplyDeleteThus her look of surprise and revulsion-one how did THAT smell get there and, peew, that smells like (fill in blanks again)'s butt!
Of course, I could be wrong.
Did she think she was alone?
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