And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
Depressing wasteland
In a pissed off mood today
Nothing else to say
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
Work sucks big time, Jen
ReplyDeleteCrap co-workers, ugly boss
Must win lottery!!
Two meetings today
ReplyDeleteYou'd think that'd be ok
But my soul is crushed
there is emptiness
ReplyDeletebetween cubicles and life
office flowers fade
A smart-ass intern
ReplyDeleteJoined the company last month
He's so annoying.
He wants to be boss
So he sucks-up to The Brass
It's embarrassing.
He pulls double-shifts
And even works during lunch
He makes me look bad.
"Yes sir". "Thank you sir".
"You're so right, sir. Yes indeed".
"Yes yes yes yes yes".
One day I'll kill him.
But for now, must bide my time
And wait patiently.
Left my cube behind
ReplyDeleteHome bound worker that is me
Sit here in the nude
BRAVO, dick!
ReplyDeleteskylers dad, thanks for the visual.
ReplyDeletehow many syllables in bored?
ReplyDeleteDick Small, if you need the services of my cousin Rocky to pull of the hit, let me know. He's got lots of experience.
ReplyDeleteinvestment banker
ReplyDeletewas polishing pennies
annoying fucker
So fun to have a job and be able to participate!
Work can be a drag.
ReplyDeleteThis is why they call it work
Not hilarity.
work always sucks now
ReplyDeletekiss the crack of my ass man
and like it fucker