And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku
I don't like your tone
Keep barking orders at me
I'll get right on that...
Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.
- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables
Greatest haiku ever written. I mean that. If I taught college level haiku, this would be on the syllabus
ReplyDeleteWhen I worked at the
ReplyDeleteMassachusetts factory,
I hated my job.
I would start at three
and work until eleven.
I had to take speed.
Then there came a day
When I said "I'm outta here"
And didn't show up.
It just so happened
that the department I worked
was short staffed that week.
And there was only
One other girl working there
She was on her own.
She had a bad week.
But me, I had a GREAT week.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Towards the end of my tenure, I grew to dislike that chick because I was offended when she said I was: "Not normal"...
ReplyDeletehahahaha
(I wonder if she reads my site)
she had you pegged from the very beginning, Dick.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure if she read your site you would be in a straight jacket by now.