Saturday, December 01, 2007

important announcement

important announcement

I bought a new toaster today.


That is all.
You may return to your regularly scheduled day.




10 comments:

  1. My God, this is huge! You taunt us with a lack of information...

    How many slots?
    Wide or narrow?
    Bagel setting?

    Come on, spill it!!!

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  2. oh.. it has all
    the bells & whistles
    my friend


    I like to think of it as the
    mercedes benz of toasters

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  3. hopefully it won't break down after one use.

    Congrats, you must so thrilled?!

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  4. It's artsy-fartsy, indeed.

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  5. looks like you launch nuclear missiles off that thing.

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  6. I like those "4-burners." Mine is a Sunbeam.

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  7. If not nuclear missiles, at least clay pigeons. Do a little skeet shooting in the kitchen.

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  8. Anonymous11:58 AM

    Now if you told me you got a new Deluxe George Foreman Grill with built-in bun-warmer, coffee-heater, rotisserie and fax machine/ipod/dvd player, then I'd be impressed.

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  9. But it's stainless steel. How are you going to put it in the microwave to speed up the toasting process?

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  10. One for Jerry
    One for Jen,
    Two for Tim
    None for Travis,
    None for me,
    Because I have tea,
    And Travis likes to eat me.

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