I'm going to stay up all night and wait for the Great Pumpkin to bring me some weed... I mean... ah... some toys, yeah, toys. I like toys. Do you like toys? Once I had doll head and you could dye its hair and put makeup on it. I also enjoyed the barber shop playdoh - you could stuff green playdoh in the things head and then squeeze it out the holes and cut it. Remember that? What about colorforms? Anyone? Remember those? You could get the cool set with a background and several 'stickers'? (oh shit, I shouldn't have mentioned that, now I'm gonna have to do a guest post on colorforms) - Anyway - I'm waiting Great Pumpkin... and WHEN you come, I shall greet you with a chunky bowl of milkbread and lemonade. Happy Halloween Everyone
I miss all you guys... I don't get on here near enough - It just so happens my boss is out today, so I can Slack (tm) a little. Ever since I started working for this chumsucker, I never get a break. He works me like a pack of dogs in the ididerod. MUSH! MUSH! MUSH! He's a cross between Mr. Burns and Mr. Slate with unmanicured eyebrows that bobble when he talks. It's very hard to divert your attention from the eyebrows..."MOLE!" "MOLE!" Someday he'll find a fish on his door step.
oh, and as for head from a doll, those Real Doll things I once saw on HBO would do a mighty fine job of that. At least they can't say no. Or as my wife says, "go fuck yourself".
Happy Halloween
I'm going to stay up all night and wait for the Great Pumpkin to bring me some weed... I mean... ah... some toys, yeah, toys. I like toys. Do you like toys? Once I had doll head and you could dye its hair and put makeup on it. I also enjoyed the barber shop playdoh - you could stuff green playdoh in the things head and then squeeze it out the holes and cut it. Remember that? What about colorforms? Anyone? Remember those? You could get the cool set with a background and several 'stickers'? (oh shit, I shouldn't have mentioned that, now I'm gonna have to do a guest post on colorforms) - Anyway - I'm waiting Great Pumpkin... and WHEN you come, I shall greet you with a chunky bowl of milkbread and lemonade. Happy Halloween Everyone
ReplyDeleteWHOA - I meant... "A" doll head. Sorry, this is a "G" rated site, isn't it? Please excuse me.
ReplyDeleteyou got head from a doll? That's sick, wtf is the matter with you?
ReplyDeleteyou just mentioned all the toys I DIDNT GET cause i was poor...thanks fools thanks... *looks out into the distance and sighs*
ReplyDelete"All I got was a rock." - Charlie Brown
ReplyDeleteSame to you, Jen!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA You're welcome... I was poor, too. I stole those from under your Christmas tree.
ReplyDeleteHey, Nobody, don't knock it 'til ya try it. I'm sure if you dig very deep into your arsenal of sins, you'll find something far worse, there, Cletis.
(heehee)
I miss all you guys... I don't get on here near enough - It just so happens my boss is out today, so I can Slack (tm) a little. Ever since I started working for this chumsucker, I never get a break. He works me like a pack of dogs in the ididerod. MUSH! MUSH! MUSH! He's a cross between Mr. Burns and Mr. Slate with unmanicured eyebrows that bobble when he talks. It's very hard to divert your attention from the eyebrows..."MOLE!" "MOLE!" Someday he'll find a fish on his door step.
ReplyDeleteYes, I KNOW its idiTarod... I DID A ROD was way funnier.
ReplyDeleteTwo Fools everyone!
ReplyDelete*applause*
Happy Halloweenie to you Jen!
I'm here all week, folks, try the chicken!
ReplyDeleteWHY WAS I POSTING AS MINDYA? THAT'S WEIRD>>>>
ReplyDeletemust be split personality disorder.
ReplyDeletewho'd a thunk it?
oh, and as for head from a doll, those Real Doll things I once saw on HBO would do a mighty fine job of that. At least they can't say no. Or as my wife says, "go fuck yourself".
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