Sorry you didn't get a chance to read it, but you're in luck, they sell these on ebay! I just checked! Just enter "david decides about" and you'll see. But no need, I just bought a copy for you and every commenter on this page (except Teri. She tole me she's already got one).
You missed out, Jen. This is one of the finest pieces of literature ever created. I consult it daily.
ReplyDeleteSo... What did David decide? Come on, the suspense is killing me!
ReplyDeleteThe strangest reading material I've ever seen in my life.
ReplyDeleteWhat no dog-eared copies of National Geographic with the pictures of the naked natives ripped out?
ReplyDeleteThe Boys Life and Motortrend sound great! Lately I haven't found crap at the dr offices I've been too.
ReplyDeletePenelope Ponders Pants Peeing;
ReplyDeleteConnie Contemplates Contenance.
(other good reads)
It would appear that you need to change dentists.
ReplyDeletethey didn't have a senior living????
ReplyDeletewow...
my dentist stacks up things they get in the mail for free...like oriental trading company and shiz
Looks like my resume and magazines I've written for.
ReplyDeleteSorry you didn't get a chance to read it, but you're in luck, they sell these on ebay! I just checked! Just enter "david decides about" and you'll see. But no need, I just bought a copy for you and every commenter on this page (except Teri. She tole me she's already got one).
ReplyDelete"Connie Contemplates Contenance" ..... hahahahaaaa
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