Monday, April 20, 2009

does anyone know?

Does anyone know who's underwear this is?
I found them on the ground next to my garage

And it's not like I live in a ghetto...
making this "find" - even more perplexing

they look BRANDY NEW fresh out of the package!
So if they belong to YOU
I'll send them back if you send me a self addressed
stamped envelope

thanks

Jen @
casualslack

19 comments:

  1. OH GOD! You touched them? You're not supposed to touch stuff like that.

    Sorry, they aren't mine. I wear thongs...

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  2. yep..
    I bent down to pick it up thinking
    it was some rag my husband used to
    wash his truck..

    imagine my surprise

    ***shudder***

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  3. If they have a skidmark that's in the shape of the Virgin Mary, they're mine.

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  4. Not mine, I am more of a "commando" guy...

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  5. 1st guess: Your husband's girlfriend?

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  6. I haven't worn underwear since I lost my job.

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  7. I bet that fucker Dick Small put them there. That dude's creepy. Just sayin'

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  8. Anonymous10:07 AM

    Good....I'm not the only one to make a joke at Dick Small's expense...I was worried there for a minute...OH they are womans pantyloons no? Was it windy that day? People are cutting costs by hanging out laundry...Noerb

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  9. Anonymous10:21 AM

    They look like something Miss Alex might toss away. ;0)

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  10. They could be mine, if they are Marks & Spencer size XXL.

    What do they smell like?

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  11. ahhh getting "Ballsy" are we monkerstien...???

    ;)

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  12. Let me check...nope, not mine. I still have mine on.

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  13. GRANNY PANNIES!

    (Why would a granny leave them in your yard? Was she lost?)

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  14. OMG! I was wondering where Mama left her over-sized drawers...and she claims she doesn't need/want a keeper!

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  15. JESUS!

    I think someone is trying to tell you something.

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  16. sans is without pants. send 'em across the pond!

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  17. what the hell is going on up the street??????????

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  18. OMG! HAHAHA "Skidmark in the shape of the Virgin Mary" love it.

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