Sure Jen. I'll get you 2. And a tripod, and a carrying case, and a $200 gift certificate so you can buy a few accessories, and a $100 gift certificate to the restaurant of your choice, and an all-expense paid trip to vegas with a $1,000 stack of chips, and a new car, and a luxury condo, and a bowflex, and a new set of roller blades, and a set of his and hers wide screen tv's, and the complete dvd set of The Office, and a David Hasselhoff poster, and a year's supply of Mike's Hard Lime. Let me know if there's anything else you'd like, that's what I'm here for. Really.
Should I get you a set of nice lenses to go with it?
ReplyDeleteWhat are you prepared to do for me if I do buy you that?
ReplyDeleteSure Jen. I'll get you 2.
ReplyDeleteAnd a tripod, and a carrying case, and a $200 gift certificate so you can buy a few accessories, and a $100 gift certificate to the restaurant of your choice, and an all-expense paid trip to vegas with a $1,000 stack of chips, and a new car, and a luxury condo, and a bowflex, and a new set of roller blades, and a set of his and hers wide screen tv's, and the complete dvd set of The Office, and a David Hasselhoff poster, and a year's supply of Mike's Hard Lime. Let me know if there's anything else you'd like, that's what I'm here for. Really.
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I think you should take Joe up on his offer.
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ReplyDeleteOh sure, the others say they care...
ReplyDeleteBut that would leave a giant bulge in my pocket...
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