last week I bought a little bag of skittles
they were 40¢
I hadn't had skittle in years...
I ate half the bag
then the next day I ate the other half
the following week
I purchased the big bag
I still have the bag..
I eat a few here and a few there
but what I really want to do
is down the entire bag in one sitting
but that would be like 10-12 million calories
and that would be wrong...
all I want to do is taste that fucking rainbow
cuz it's awesome
it's candy CRACK
here's what you do
you get
1 yellow
1 orange
1 purple
1 green
1 red
eat them all at the same time..
that's the "rainbow" they speak of..
it's epic
sugar nirvana
damn you skittles..
damn you to hell
wait..I love you skittles - I didnt mean it
they were 40¢
I hadn't had skittle in years...
I ate half the bag
then the next day I ate the other half
the following week
I purchased the big bag
I still have the bag..
I eat a few here and a few there
but what I really want to do
is down the entire bag in one sitting
but that would be like 10-12 million calories
and that would be wrong...
all I want to do is taste that fucking rainbow
cuz it's awesome
it's candy CRACK
here's what you do
you get
1 yellow
1 orange
1 purple
1 green
1 red
eat them all at the same time..
that's the "rainbow" they speak of..
it's epic
sugar nirvana
damn you skittles..
damn you to hell
wait..I love you skittles - I didnt mean it
I can't buy the big bag, cause I eat all of them little fuckers in one sitting.
ReplyDeleteI would say they're more like uppers than crack.. but that's just my opinion..
ReplyDelete.. or stimulants..
ReplyDeleteI didn't see skittles on the list of drugs on Fee Feesible!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteNOERB
good thing i dont like them huh cuz i would either 1. go into a diabetic coma 2. be a target for you or nobody when ya'll run out and i have some.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of dream world are you living in where Skittles cost 40 cents a pack!?
ReplyDeletethat's what made it such a magical day
ReplyDeletethey were on s a l e