Wednesday, January 31, 2007


My good Pal
you know her as 2fools...
a.k.a the other half of feasible
a.k.a angela

sent me a nice video..
go watch it


in case you missed it
here is that clip (it's probably fake)
of the CraZy Bride
who chops off her hair go here

*notice the bridesmaid that keeps laughing
that would totally be me.. hahahaha

This is why... I believe that EVERYONE should elope in VEGAS
and spare the world from their bullshit wedding drama
It's better for everyone.
This has been a casual slack public service announcement

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

batman is old

Batman is 33 today
Christian Bale

- He is by far the
BEST Batman ever
in my humble opinion

the sequel to Batman Begins
The Dark Knight - Summer 2008

BONUS- Thankfully - No Katie Holmes this time
Scientologists must not believe in superhero movies...
Maybe they have a space aliens only policy

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Co-Worker is sick
Coughing all over the place
Stay the fuck home! please

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

Monday, January 29, 2007

Sunday, January 28, 2007


I was in Walmart over the weekend

and while standing in line - this dvd caught my eye...

A Place to Grow
Featuring Wilford Brimley
"A Heart Rending Tale of Hope And Struggle"

Does it get much worse than this?
They want $1.00 for it... $1.00!
that's outrageous
No way is this movie worth more than a nickel

Friday, January 26, 2007

I hate people

I hate people

So today I was driving home..
I was on a busy main road - a lot of traffic

To my right.. a burger king parking lot
There was a silver, beat up looking jeep cherokee
waiting to pull out
the driver was a middle aged woman
big glasses.. baseball hat... curly blonde hair
...fluorescent pink jacket... and a rather enormous head

I slowed down
and gave her the wave

she waves back,
starts to pull out
and then.. get this

she STOPS to take 2 huge bites from her whopper
she waves again
then continues to pull out into the street
one hand on the wheel one hand on the whopper

unfucking believable...

I hate people.


I think they should bring back Dynamints..
who's with me?

watch 70's commercial here
I don't remember this commecial.. but that's okay

A Dynamint could kick a tic tac's ass
- anyday!


Thursday, January 25, 2007


Squatter Lynda (My tenant - go click)
made me this kick ass poster..
I dig it.

Thanks Squatter Lynda!
See kids... she's trying to make her life better by giving back to society!

She made it over at

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

just some travis


remember when we had to actually "rewind"..
*the horror*

I spent most of my childhood wearing headphones
I would have loved to have an ipod back then

I have an ipod now but.. I never use it
go figure

Tuesday, January 23, 2007


<-- this is Lynda
and she's my tenant

Have you clicked yet?


Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Oh... A Ten Cent Raise
I Feel Appreciated
I Wish I Could Quit

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

Monday, January 22, 2007

product review

Product Review
Chia Cat Grass (Christmas Gift)

First of all there wasn't much there...
it's a very small pot.
So I figured I'd set it on the floor and let him take what he wanted
I have grown cat grass in the past and he's always been a big fan
so he noticed it immediately

He chowed it down as if a gun was pointed at his head..
then he vanished

A few minutes later he thanked me by
puking all over the bean bag chair and the floor.
It was a nice mixture of cat treats, cat food and blades of grass.

Did I mention he did this right as
I was about to eat dinner?

Jerry did not partake in the cat grass
he found it to be "Too Risky"
So he did what Jerry does best... He ran away.

So I'm gonna have to give Chia Cat Grass
Two Paws Down

© This has been a casual slack product review.


Audition Report

go here

it's monday

It's Monday
The Patriots Lost

hold me

Sunday, January 21, 2007

go pats!

Are You Ready For Some Football?


Friday, January 19, 2007

Online Etch A Sketch
(use your arrow keys to make it work)


What did you have?

the office

Exclusive Producer's Cut
of Last Night's Episode
"The Return"

watch it here


A Monk-e-Mail from Me to You

you too - can make your own Monk-e-mail there

Thursday, January 18, 2007

toy flashback

I wanted one... but never got one.


Thursday Thirteen

13 TV Shows
I Don't Watch
or Refuse to Watch

1. Lost - Never Seen it
2. 24 - Never Seen it
3. CSI - Seen it once - didn't thrill me
4. Law & Order - Never Seen it
5. The Bachelor - Never Seen it
6. Dancing with the Stars - Will Not Watch
7. Heroes - Never Seen it
8. The Apprentice - Seen it once - Hated It
9. Fear Factor - Seen it once - Really Hated It
10. Deal or No Deal - Seen it once - Hated It
11. Medium - Never Seen it
12. House - Never Seen it
13. Prison Break - Never Seen it

* This has been yet another fascinating post from casual slack

Wednesday, January 17, 2007


In Case You Missed it

Paula Abdul: Wasted
*with Extended Coverage...

Watch it Here

food review

Kellogg's™ Nutri-Grain™
Fruit & Nut Bars

I just tried this product
and I decided to write a product review:

- I like them, they're good.

©This has been a casual slack product review


Betty White
is 85 today

I thought you should know.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007


The Top Ten
George W. Bush Moments
Late Show with David Letterman
watch it here

1.21 jigawatts

was on last night
of course I watched it... it's a classic

"1.21 jigawatts? 1.21 jigawatts? Great Scott! "

I can't believe this movie is 22 years old
I still remember going to see it with my father when I was 11

Eric Stoltz was actually hired to play Marty McFly,
and was replaced later with Michael J. Fox

That would have been a totally different movie...
Think Stoltz could have pulled it off?

Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

The Clock Stopped Ticking

This Must Be What Hell Is Like
My Life Wastes Away...

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

Monday, January 15, 2007

Sunday, January 14, 2007

new england wins

the Patriots Beat the Chargers!!!


the cat nap

smells good

in my
humble opinion

is by far the best smelling
Yankee Candle

just sayin'

who's with me?

found this

I was cleaning the basement on Saturday
and I came across a box full of nonsense
and I found this...

my Clash of the Titans action figure
circa 1981

it's mine... you can't have it

(when I was 8 years old, I thought Clash of the Titans
was the greatest movie ever made)

it's okay to be envious of my action figure
it's understandable

Saturday, January 13, 2007

she's 46

Julia Louis-Dreyfus
is 46 Today

"I got shooshed during Desperado."
- Elaine Benes

Friday, January 12, 2007


Hey Kids,
This is my 1000th Post!
woo hooooo

Thank You For Reading My Daily Nonsense!
Thank You For Leaving Comments!
Blog World Rocks

chargers suck

Go Pats! New England Patriots
Play the Chargers On Sunday...

And get this...
"The San Diego Chargers have restricted sales to the Divisional Playoff game
to residents of Southern California and the surrounding area only,
" Ticketmaster warned. "Residency will be based on your credit card billing address.
Orders by residents outside of southern California will be canceled without notice."
No Patriots Fans Allowed!
full story

This is just so wrong
on so many levels


Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
It's Friday, Kids!
Can I Get Some Enthusiasm?

Thursday, January 11, 2007

funny clip

Fat Cat
Gets Busted

watch it here


I smell burnt toast
But no one is making toast here..
We don't even have a toaster (at work)
This strange occurrence has
happened more than once

I call this:
"The Burnt Toast

Has anyone else experienced something similar to this?

the Office

Hey kids..
Don't Forget to

watch the
office tonight!


It's time for Michael to revisit his roots with the company as he hits the road
for sales call duty. Meanwhile, Dwight attempts to cover up a crucial deadline
missed by Angela while Karen is in for some surprising news.

watch deleted scenes from past episodes here

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

quote of day

"The sea was angry that day
my friends, like an old man trying
to return soup at a deli!"

-George Costanza

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

meme - zed

meme for ZED
ready.. set... go

1. a) Are your dreams recurring or new every night?
b) Do you have nightmares?

a. I have both recurring & new and they are all demented...
b. Sometimes

2. If you are stopped by a police officer for speeding,
how do you treat the officer? Are you friendly? Cold? Angry?
Nervous? Rude? Explain.

I try to be funny... but I'm ANGRY on the inside

3. Have you ever climbed a mountain? If so, where?
a small one - Mt. Kearsarge, New Hampshire

4. Have you ever taken a cruise?
Where to and for how long?
Alaska -10 Days
It was amazing - I highly recommend it

5. Have you ever given a speech before more than 200 people?
Where (generalities are fine)? no

6. What's your favorite holiday, and why?
Christmas, I like the xmas lights
AND people give me stuff!

7. What is a place you haven't been to,
but would like to visit before you die?
the lottery commission located in Cranston, RI
to cash in my ($150 million$) winning powerball ticket

8. If you had $5,000,000 cash to spend freely, what
would you do with it?

Buy stuff for family friends
new house.. at least 20 acres.. with big gate and guard dogs

9. What program do you use to send and receive email? Hotmail?
Outlook Express? Windows Live? MSN? AOL?
Something else?

10. In regard to fixing your computer, do you consider yourself to be
a) a novice, b) a mild (I have a little knowledge) expert, or c) an expert?

I can usually fix my mac if somethings wrong..
if it's a PC I have no clue

11. How many hours per day do you spend working/playing
(combined) on the computer?

8 hrs at work
and when I go home the computer is always on

12. Are you afraid of flying?
I hate flying but - I will do it.. I just don't enjoy myself

13. Do you have pets? What kind(s) and how many?
2 cats - you know this.

14. What are your favorite sports to participate in?
What are your favorite sports to watch?

I don't participate in sports..
I bike ride/hike that's it.. I like watching Football
- the New England Patriots

15. Last, but not least:
Do you consider yourself a happy person?

Mostly Happy - I wasted far too much time
being angry in my younger years.

16. Looking at the way your life has gone thus far, how successful
do you feel you have been in accomplishing what you set out to do
(whatever THAT is)--on a scale of 1-100%? 25%? 50%? 75%? 100%?


Tuesday Work Sucks Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Paycheck is Lacking
Chained to a Desk All Day Long
Prison Sounds Nicer...

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables


Scooby-Doo creator dies at 81
Iwao Takamoto, the animator who created the
cartoon canine Scooby-Doo as well as characters
on such shows as "The Flintstones" and "The Jetsons,"
died Monday after suffering a massive coronary.
full story here

Monday, January 08, 2007