just some riley

chillaxin' on the couch

poor Janet

Apparently Janet had a little too much at
the Regal Beagle the other night...
My question is.. Where the Hell was Larry???

"The 60-year-old former "Three's Company" star was arrested on July 4
in El Segundo, Calif., for suspicion of driving under the influence.

DeWitt was stopped by police after officers say they witnessed her drive
past a barricade intended to keep away traffic.
Officials say they administered a field sobriety test
on the actress after police officers say they observed signs of alcohol intoxication.
Her bail was set at $5,000."

I don't care

I don't
wanna hear anymore
about it.

so true

ghetto

So yesterday...

I'm at work

and I hear a RUCKUS outside in the alley way
YELLING, SHOUTING, SCUFFLING

I figure it's the guys who live in the house next door
IT GOT LOUDER

so drag myself to the window to investigate
and I see this on the ground...

uh oh..

I figure there's a gang war going on
so I sprint to the front door and lock it
then sprint to the other end of the building
to lock the back door

I run back to the window
I see 3 cops
with black t-shirts that read
TASK FORCE

then I hear sirens
then about 8 cop cars come tear assin'
up to the building

So, I figure it's all clear to go outside

I walk out the door
and there's a cop all out of breath
on the ground next to him was some dude with a bad afro
and baggy pants hanging off his ass
laying face down on the ground

I say to the cop
"how ya doin"

he replied
"good how u doin"

I say
"What's Goin' On?"

He replies..
"Nuthin"

He smiles

I laugh..

He gets the guy to his feet
the guy says
"I didn't do shit"

He's thrown into a police car - and driven off

I wave
**BYE BYE SCUMBAG ASSHOLE**

I coulda been shot!!
What if afro decided to run through my building
and take a hostage???

The moral of the story?
Work Sucks.

beverage love

Is anyone else in love with this stuff?
Am I the only one?

Pom Wonderful
Pomegranate Blueberry
is yummy

just sayin'

slack movie review

I just saw - Star Trek

one word
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC

I thought the altered future plot twist
was genius.. a new Star Trek has been born

I'm sure this infuriated a lot of the hard core Trekkies out there
and they were left weeping in their popcorn
But I don't give shit.

J.J. Abrams - BRAVO!

and whoever cast this movie
YOU KICK ASS!!

Chris Pine - as James T. Kirk - Great
Zachary Quinto - as Spock - AWESOME
Karl Urban - Bones OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE!!!
nobody could have played him better!

Simon Pegg - Scotty - Great


I can't wait for more....!
STAR TREK sequel BRING IT ON

And To all you Trekkies still crying
booo hooo hoooo hoooooo
.. BUCK UP!!

this has been a casual slack movie review

clip of the day

Hi Kids...!
Miss Me???

I miss u

Enjoy this clip of the day
Check it

You're So Very Welcome!

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this just in...

Bill is Dead


but I have my suspicions...

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too clean.

Hi Kids

Hi kids
How's things?

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happy...

Happy Mother's Day

r.i.p

Dom DeLuise

1933 - 2009

sometimes I like my job

Sometimes I like my job...
Like when I get to take pictures of Giraffes

r.i.p

I work far too much..
I'm falling behind on current events!!

I just read that
Bea Arthur Died
and I think that sucks...

R.I.P.

flashback

I forget the year
Early 80's

I'm at Roger Williams Park Zoo
Providence, RI

I'm at the polar bear exhibit
they have this section where you can go underneath
and see the bears swimming around

So this bear comes swimming over to the glass
he just hangs out for a while lookin' at everyone

He turns
and starts swimming away...

As he turns - He looks back over his shoulder at the glass

I raise my hand and press it on the glass
similar to that scene in Star Trek Wrath of Khan
when Spock is dying.. yeah you know what I'm talkin' about

so the bear looks right at me
turns around
SWIMS.. RIGHT.. TO.. ME
AND PROCEEDS TO PRESS HIS
HUGE ASS BEAR PAW
Against the glass exactly where my hand was
and he looked right into my eyes

He lingered for a few seconds
Then he pushed off the glass and swam away.

Everyone standing in that area was looking at me
I could hear the Ooooos & Ahhhhhhhs

Like I was the fucking bear whisperer or something

IT WAS EPIC

I wanted to set him free..
He didn't belong there

I still remember this like it was yesterday.
I will always remember this.
Now you too... shall remember this...

And that's my flashback
You're Welcome


The end

does anyone know?

Does anyone know who's underwear this is?

I found them on the ground next to my garage

And it's not like I live in a ghetto...
making this "find" - even more perplexing

they look BRANDY NEW fresh out of the package!
So if they belong to YOU
I'll send them back if you send me a self addressed
stamped envelope

thanks

Jen @
casualslack

I'm starting to think

That's it man, game over man, game over

I dunno.

silly rabbit

Honestly..
What kind of evil little fuck would vote NO

new one

I took fun with pen money

and put it towards the new camcorder

Canon VIXIA HF100
Flash Memory High Definition Camcorder
with 12x Optical Image Stabilized Zoom
It's SWEET


But High Def
Files are Not
Just Sayin'

it's gone

I SOLD 'FUN WITH PEN' ON EBAY

I never used it

yet...

I miss it

Godspeed Wacom Tablet...
Godspeed

awesome too

from the great pantaloon

awesome

One of the greatest TV show INTROs

....EVER!
you know it's true - check it

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south park - re-draw

this just in

I shipped this back - because it sucked..
don't buy one.

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I thought you might like this for new wallpaper - feel free..

you're welcome

makes me happy

In honor of my recent pay cut

I did the only thing that could make me feel better...

I spent money

I love amazon.com


the end

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My dentist always recommends these...

Nuisance

Nuisance

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Quite possibly - the worst movie ever made
in the history of movies

poor

Like I said before
I've been soooo busy with work
I've been neglecting my blog

Working at home
at night & weekends

And in honor of all my hard work
and dedicated service

Friday
my boss
CUT MY PAY

see kids..
in a recession people don't spend any money
on advertising..
meaning
SOON
I'll be on the street
with a cardboard sign
begging people for spare change

WOO HOOOOOO!

Sympathy comments are welcome.

Thanks
Jen
@ Casual Slack

reading material

I was at the dentist on Saturday

Reading material in waiting room
3 choices:

1. Boys Life
2. Motor Trend

and this...
WTF?
ARE THE KIDDING ME?!?!?


I chose to stare at the wall for 20 minutes instead

package

My BFF 2Fools
Sent me A PACKAGE
And you all know how I enjoy getting presents in the mail...

Wanna See What I Got?

Baby Binks Bunny from Benny's
Say that five times fast

A SHAMWOW!!!!!
NOW YOU'RE PROBABLY
WICKED JEALOUS...
It's understandable

SUPER SIZE TREE
For Old Cars Only!

This is MINE
You can't have it
I know...It's Pretty Fucking Sweeeeeeeeeeet!

Candy Candy Candy

Don't Ask..

Seeds For ALL

Peeps & Squirt Gun
They Go Together Like Peas & Carrots

ENVY MY GOODS!!

Thank You 2Fools (BFF)

It's Gonna Be Hard To Top This
But I'll Try!

Fayva

Maybe if you kids are good...
I'll take you all to
FAYVA for a new Pair of Olympian Sneakers

commercial here

a conversation

So.. this morning
I'm at McDonald's getting
My Paul Newman Iced Coffee..(YUM!)

Anyway
there's this guy in front of me in line

and this is the conversation that took place

McGirl: Hi can I help you?
Strange Dude: Yeah hi, can I get chocolate chip pancakes?
McGirl: *PAUSE* * BLANK STARE* We don't have chocolate chip pancakes...
Strange Dude: Can I get blueberry pancakes?
McGirl: We don't have blueberry pancakes..
Strange Dude: What do you have?
McGirl: Points to jumbotron menu board towering behind her
that can be seen for miles and miles.. We have plain pancakes
Strange Dude: Okay, I'll take two with jelly


WHAT PLANET IS THIS GUY FROM
IT'S FUCKING McDONALDS!!!!!!

EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU CAN'T GET CHOCOLATE CHIP
FUCKING PANCAKES THERE

NOT TO MENTION LOOK AT THE MENU
IT'S RIGHT THERE!! YOU CAN'T MISS IT!!!

YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE
I NEED MY COFFEE

YOU NUMBNUT SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!

CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES....FOR FUCKS SAKE!!

the end

slack

I've been sooooo busy at work
I've been slackin' on my blog

I'll be back soon kids.

Don't abandon me.

just a thought

If I Won Powerball

the first thing I would do is hire a
Mariachi band to deliver my resignation to my office
to the tune of
of the Mexican hat dance
(if you're not familiar with the Mexican hat dance click here)

It would be so fucking beautiful.

I'd have them bring a box of donuts too..
I'm not totally heartless.

valentine

Clip of the Day

What Up with Joaquin Phoenix?
Check It!

Act or No Act
What U Think?

still goin'

Click the Flag ... Aye

pancakes of joy

I haven't had a pancake post in a long time

Tonight my husband made BLUEBERRY pancakes
and they were the best!

You need to make these
ASAP

Ingredients:
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
3 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon white sugar
1 1/4 cups milk
1 egg
3 tablespoons butter, melted
1/2 Cup (Heaping) of Blueberries (We used frozen)


Directions:
1. In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar.
Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter;
mix until smooth.
2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat.
Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup
for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.

You're Welcome.

when kittens go bad

Someone chewed my husbands iphone charger cord...

the cat cost us $10
the cord cost us $35

you do the math

today

Okay...
So today I was at a local store
taking some pics for work

A really small store
the owner was super nice

anyway..

I'm standing there taking pics..
I pan over to the far end of the store
and then I see it.

Hanging on the wall...
Not ONE but TWO

FRAMED AUTOGRAPHED PICS of THIS..

yeah..

I lowered my camera
to see if I was seeing things..

I wasn't
It was REAL


the end

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Mickey & Mothra

trailer

I CANNOT WAIT
Check It - - Go Here

Riley

Riley + Kleenex Box = Entertainment

go cardinals

I'm rooting for the Cardinals tonight..
fuck the Steelers..

On a side note
I hear Bruce Springsteen is playing at half time

If Bruce Springsteen was having a concert
in my driveway
I wouldn't get off my couch to look out the window

just sayin'

beverage

I have a new beverage obsession..

It actually replaces my usual coffee run in the morning

Smoothies

Peach Mango to be precise..

it goes like this

Frozen Peaches
Frozen Mangos
1/2 Cup of Low Fat Vanilla Yogurt
Some O.J.
and Ice

BAM!
Icy Smooth Goodness

Does anyone else have this obsession?

Got any flavor combo suggestions for me?

And don't say Bacon..
I do not want a bacon smoothie

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Then & Nows

They mostly come at night... mostly.

Gobstoppers are not everlasting...

wrong ones

So like I said...
I was really sick over the weekend

I could not keep food down
it was like a puke-a-thon

anyway
I ask my sweet, loving husband to make a run to the
supermarket for me
For 3 things
- Ginger Ale
- Gatorade
- Popsicles

I was very specific (as usual)
I said what brand of Ginger Ale
I said what flavor Gatorade
and most important - the Popsicles
"Listen to me carefully"
"I want the basic orange-grape-cherry Popsicles
and none of that twin pop bullshit
just the single Popsicle -- one stick"

He nods..

I wait anxiously.
Dehydrated and in great need of an ice cold, frozen miracle

so finally - he arrives home

I ask him to "Bring me a grape one... hurry
I am dying"

He hands it to me
it doenst look normal
rather pale in color...
I say "Are sure this is a basic grape Popsicle"
He acts all annoyed "YES!"

I taste it
It tastes like grape juice
real grape juice.. weak, watery, grape juice
Not KOOL AID fake GRAPE JUICE
like Popsicles are supposed to taste like!!!
You KNOW what I'm talking about..

I said "No way is this a Normal Popsicle"
he runs to the freezer
and yells back "POPSICLE BRAND
I told you! You just like to complain about things"

Something was off...
But in my weakened condition I could not get off the couch to
investigate the matter further
I had to live with it.. for now

I sat disappointed..
Later that night I endured 2 more watery orangey flavored ones...
I thought to myself they must have changed the formula - But WHY!?

So a couple of days later - I have regained my strength...
I decide to see for myself
I open the freezer door
and there before me is this














Do you see it?

**NATURAL COLORS & FLAVORS**
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?!??!

Now - I'm all for healthy food..

BUT RIGHT NOW
I'm Dying...
This could be my last day on earth
I long for the chemical goodness of red #5 and high-fructose corn syrup
and he buys me "All Natural Popsicles"

Why didn't he buy me some brown rice
and hummus while he was at it?!

So I tell him LOOK!
This is what you bought??
You Bought the Wrong Ones!!
You Bought the Wrong Ones!!

and his reply..
brace yourself...

"THAT'S ALL THEY HAD"

you mean to tell me
out of the entire supermarket
they had only one type of Popsicles for sale?

In my 35 years on this planet
I have seen many a frozen food sections
and there's usually an ample variety of frozen novelties

Not just one lone box of healthy fucking ice sticks


Men pay no attention to detail..

I would not have made this mistake... not on my watch.


the end

today

it's a beautiful day.

been sick

Hi Kids

I've been violently ill all weekend.
It felt like this...

But today...
I ate a piece of toast - and I didn't throw up
You know what I call that?

victory

birds

The new window bird feeder
seems to be a huge success...

died

KHAAAAAAAAAAHNNNN

Ricardo Montalban
dead at 88

*full story

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Bwahahahahahaaaa

lacking

in⋅spi⋅ra⋅tion–noun
1. an inspiring or animating action or influence:
I cannot write poetry without inspiration.
2. something inspired, as an idea.
3. a result of inspired activity.
4. a thing or person that inspires.
5. Theology. a. a divine influence directly and immediately
exerted upon the mind or soul. b. the divine quality of the
writings or words of a person so influenced.

I lack in⋅spi⋅ra⋅tion

The Twilight Zone

I Love The Twilight Zone
Original Series (1959-1964)


Rod Serling:
Born December 25, 1924, Syracuse, New York, USA
Date of Death June 28, 1975
(complications arising from a coronary bypass operation)
Height 5' 4"
A former boxer, paratrooper and general
all-around angry young man
(IMDB)

Wrote the majority of the Twilight Zone scripts


Some of My Favorite Episodes:
"Night Of The Meek"
"The Invaders"
"Third From The Sun"
"Nothing In The Dark"

You're traveling through another dimension --
a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.
A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.
That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Twilight Zone!
You unlock this door with the key of imagination.
Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight,
a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance,
of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone.


The Twilight Zone Episode Guide

Who Loves this show?
What's Your Favorite Episodes???

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The Prestige

Why the hell
hasn't anyone told Scarlet
they want the card next???
GO HERE
Why must you disappoint me??
Why???

Dale?, Someguy?, Zibbs? Anyone
gonna keep the dream alive?