thirty six

On his day in history
36 years ago
I was brought into this shitty world

not by choice, mind you...
I didn't ask to be born.

In honor of my b-day
my pal Ann made me my fave
Cream Cheese Brownies
with Cherry stuff inside - I think she invented it

Behold it's glory...

Link of the Day #2

www.peopleofwalmart.com

Link of the Day

www.peopleofpublictransit.com

enjoy

mine

I decided to unleash my potential...

riley

Riley says.. "W'sup"

Another Halloween

Another Halloween
come and gone

Gotta carve a pumpkin

Pumpkin goodness...

Not much left...


How was your Halloween?

I want this

Buy Me This

clip of the day

I wish my office was like this..

If I suggested to my co-workers we make a music video
it would be frowned upon

ebay

Yeah.. so, I don't wanna brag or anything.. BUT
I had a BIG sale on ebay
over the weekend

I know..
pretty fucking awesome

I haven't decided on how I'm spending the money yet..

I dig it

I can't get enough of this song
it's always in my brain.. night & day

New Divide
I remembered black skies, the lightning all around me
I remembered each flash as time began to blur
Like a startling sign that fate had finally found me
And your voice was all I heard that I get what I deserve

So give me reason to prove me wrong, to wash this memory clean
Let the floods cross the distance in your eyes
Give me reason to fill this hole, connect the space between
Let it be enough to reach the truth that lies across this new divide

There was nothing in sight but memories left abandoned
There was nowhere to hide, the ashes fell like snow
And the ground caved in between where we were standing
And your voice was all I heard that I get what I deserve

So give me reason to prove me wrong, to wash this memory clean
Let the floods cross the distance in your eyes across this new divide

In every loss, in every lie, in every truth that you'd deny
And each regret and each goodbye was a mistake too great to hide
And your voice was all I heard that I get what I deserve

So give me reason to prove me wrong, to wash this memory clean
Let the floods cross the distance in your eyes
Give me reason to fill this hole, connect the space between
Let it be enough to reach the truth that lies across this new divide
Across this new divide, across this new divide

old

Lt. Ellen Ripley
is...
S I X T Y
today

" I say we take off, and nuke the site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure."

sick of it

Shut the fuck up.
You both suck.


thanks
Jen@ Casual Slack

awesomeness

I just ordered a
Nikon 85mm f/1.4D IF AF Telephoto Nikkor Lens

(now I'm poor - & accepting donations - thanks!)

B e a u t i f u l
aint it

I can't wait to get it
(2-4 long business days)

It better not suck...

died

Wolverines!!!
Patrick Swayzee
1952-2009

R.I.P.

clip of the day #2

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this just in

I just read that the creator

of this vile substance died today
see for yourself

And now an open letter to the creator:

Dear Syvlia,
I'm sorry you died...
You were 92, so I guess you had a good run.
But I gotta tell ya..
this shit is just a nasty, foul beverage
and I find it grossly offensive

Have I ever tried it? - no
but that's beside the point

thanks

Jen@casualslack

random find

I laughed out loud at this...

sometimes
my life
is similar to this photo
on a cosmic level...

just sayin'

dumpster diving

Today's pics

brought to you by my husband's iphone...

He said I thought he heard something in the dumpster
then he saw a black nose peaking around the corner

He tossed them a bagel...

They'll probably move in now.. it's a pretty nice place
roomy...spacious...ample trash

What more could you want?

you're kidding.. right??

NOOOOOOO!
Oh for fucks sake...
please.. please.. please
Let it just be a rumor

Oh.. the horror

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died

John Hughes

1950-2009

*full story

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Han Solo, Darth Vader, Chewbacca,
Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker, R2D2

random nonsense

I snapped this photo over the weekend...
Who's Sweet Ride Is This?

Is it Yours?

it's not hard

It's not that difficult
just put a new roll on...

Easy right?

I even made a SIGN for my co-workers
but did they get the message???

Lazy motherfuckers.

unbelievable...

this one was titled
"More free swill!!!! Hahahaha"

*sigh*

random nonsense

Everyday my husband sends me pics
from his iphone
of random nonsense

Today's was titled "FREE SWILL"
I wish I had me some free french fries...

weekend fun

kayaks!

New Kayaks!
(green one is mine)

Love it.

just some riley

chillaxin' on the couch

poor Janet

Apparently Janet had a little too much at
the Regal Beagle the other night...
My question is.. Where the Hell was Larry???

"The 60-year-old former "Three's Company" star was arrested on July 4
in El Segundo, Calif., for suspicion of driving under the influence.

DeWitt was stopped by police after officers say they witnessed her drive
past a barricade intended to keep away traffic.
Officials say they administered a field sobriety test
on the actress after police officers say they observed signs of alcohol intoxication.
Her bail was set at $5,000."

I don't care

I don't
wanna hear anymore
about it.

so true

ghetto

So yesterday...

I'm at work

and I hear a RUCKUS outside in the alley way
YELLING, SHOUTING, SCUFFLING

I figure it's the guys who live in the house next door
IT GOT LOUDER

so drag myself to the window to investigate
and I see this on the ground...

uh oh..

I figure there's a gang war going on
so I sprint to the front door and lock it
then sprint to the other end of the building
to lock the back door

I run back to the window
I see 3 cops
with black t-shirts that read
TASK FORCE

then I hear sirens
then about 8 cop cars come tear assin'
up to the building

So, I figure it's all clear to go outside

I walk out the door
and there's a cop all out of breath
on the ground next to him was some dude with a bad afro
and baggy pants hanging off his ass
laying face down on the ground

I say to the cop
"how ya doin"

he replied
"good how u doin"

I say
"What's Goin' On?"

He replies..
"Nuthin"

He smiles

I laugh..

He gets the guy to his feet
the guy says
"I didn't do shit"

He's thrown into a police car - and driven off

I wave
**BYE BYE SCUMBAG ASSHOLE**

I coulda been shot!!
What if afro decided to run through my building
and take a hostage???

The moral of the story?
Work Sucks.

beverage love

Is anyone else in love with this stuff?
Am I the only one?

Pom Wonderful
Pomegranate Blueberry
is yummy

just sayin'

slack movie review

I just saw - Star Trek

one word
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC

I thought the altered future plot twist
was genius.. a new Star Trek has been born

I'm sure this infuriated a lot of the hard core Trekkies out there
and they were left weeping in their popcorn
But I don't give shit.

J.J. Abrams - BRAVO!

and whoever cast this movie
YOU KICK ASS!!

Chris Pine - as James T. Kirk - Great
Zachary Quinto - as Spock - AWESOME
Karl Urban - Bones OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE!!!
nobody could have played him better!

Simon Pegg - Scotty - Great


I can't wait for more....!
STAR TREK sequel BRING IT ON

And To all you Trekkies still crying
booo hooo hoooo hoooooo
.. BUCK UP!!

this has been a casual slack movie review

clip of the day

Hi Kids...!
Miss Me???

I miss u

Enjoy this clip of the day
Check it

You're So Very Welcome!

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this just in...

Bill is Dead


but I have my suspicions...

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too clean.

Hi Kids

Hi kids
How's things?

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happy...

Happy Mother's Day

r.i.p

Dom DeLuise

1933 - 2009

sometimes I like my job

Sometimes I like my job...
Like when I get to take pictures of Giraffes

r.i.p

I work far too much..
I'm falling behind on current events!!

I just read that
Bea Arthur Died
and I think that sucks...

R.I.P.

flashback

I forget the year
Early 80's

I'm at Roger Williams Park Zoo
Providence, RI

I'm at the polar bear exhibit
they have this section where you can go underneath
and see the bears swimming around

So this bear comes swimming over to the glass
he just hangs out for a while lookin' at everyone

He turns
and starts swimming away...

As he turns - He looks back over his shoulder at the glass

I raise my hand and press it on the glass
similar to that scene in Star Trek Wrath of Khan
when Spock is dying.. yeah you know what I'm talkin' about

so the bear looks right at me
turns around
SWIMS.. RIGHT.. TO.. ME
AND PROCEEDS TO PRESS HIS
HUGE ASS BEAR PAW
Against the glass exactly where my hand was
and he looked right into my eyes

He lingered for a few seconds
Then he pushed off the glass and swam away.

Everyone standing in that area was looking at me
I could hear the Ooooos & Ahhhhhhhs

Like I was the fucking bear whisperer or something

IT WAS EPIC

I wanted to set him free..
He didn't belong there

I still remember this like it was yesterday.
I will always remember this.
Now you too... shall remember this...

And that's my flashback
You're Welcome


The end

does anyone know?

Does anyone know who's underwear this is?

I found them on the ground next to my garage

And it's not like I live in a ghetto...
making this "find" - even more perplexing

they look BRANDY NEW fresh out of the package!
So if they belong to YOU
I'll send them back if you send me a self addressed
stamped envelope

thanks

Jen @
casualslack

I'm starting to think

That's it man, game over man, game over

I dunno.

silly rabbit

Honestly..
What kind of evil little fuck would vote NO

new one

I took fun with pen money

and put it towards the new camcorder

Canon VIXIA HF100
Flash Memory High Definition Camcorder
with 12x Optical Image Stabilized Zoom
It's SWEET


But High Def
Files are Not
Just Sayin'

it's gone

I SOLD 'FUN WITH PEN' ON EBAY

I never used it

yet...

I miss it

Godspeed Wacom Tablet...
Godspeed

awesome too

from the great pantaloon

awesome

One of the greatest TV show INTROs

....EVER!
you know it's true - check it

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south park - re-draw

this just in

I shipped this back - because it sucked..
don't buy one.

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I thought you might like this for new wallpaper - feel free..

you're welcome

makes me happy

In honor of my recent pay cut

I did the only thing that could make me feel better...

I spent money

I love amazon.com


the end

random find

My dentist always recommends these...

Nuisance

Nuisance

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Quite possibly - the worst movie ever made
in the history of movies