Wednesday, May 30, 2007

just a link

This Site Has Some Funny

more crazy...

The Top 10 Celebrity
You Wouldn't Think
Are Scientologists

go here

Jerry Seinfeld is listed - But I choose not to believe this...
It hurts my brain to even think about it.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

schrute buck

It's a motivational tool...


Amy gave me the letter K to write about.
I need to write about 10 things that I like that start with K

1. Kittens - If you don't like kittens you have no soul
2. Kites - We usually go to Newport, RI a couple times a year
and fly kites - there's a perfect spot near the water,
everyone goes there to fly kites.. I recommend it.
3. Kalamazoo, Michigan - I have never been there, it might be
a shit hole for all I know...I just like the name
4. Karma - "It's everywhere you're going to be"
5. Kayaks - I want to buy one, but my husband says
I spend too much money
6. Kangaroo - I like Kangaroos - Hey.. does anyone remember
those sneakers with the little kangaroo on them
- and they had the zipper pocket??
7. Kryptonite - It's a pretty shade of green
8. Ketchup - Love the stuff
9. Kleenex - I sneeze a lot
10. Knowledge - I Like to know stuff

Do YOU want to write about a letter?
Let me know and I shall assign you a letter.


AUDITION for the
role of comedy

watch it here

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Back to the sweat shop
Three day weekend is over
I think I might cry

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

Friday, May 25, 2007

work sucks

*thanks Kim

woo hoooo

Cherish the three day weekend
woo hoooooo

Who's having a party?

Thursday, May 24, 2007


This movie might
actually kick ass

check out the new trailer -
click the one
that says EXCLUSIVE

Wednesday, May 23, 2007


this is a SICK
and TWISTED family

watchy here


Dirty inspired me to
do this post on the best advice I was ever given

a few years ago
I was always having panic attacks & stressing out
and my friend from work, Ann
made me this sign
(no...she's not a Buddhist...
she just happened upon this quote somewhere on line)

the fact that the letters were cut off and it just looked
half-ass, thrown together made me like it even more

It's been taped to my desk ever since

And I can honestly say
this was the greatest advice ever given to me

I told her it changed my life -
She just laughed and said - "that ugly thing? BWahahahaha"

Do yourself a favor -
Click on pic for larger version
Print it out.
Hang it up.

You're Welcome...

quote of the day

"'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all."

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Went to work - Stupid...
Should have called in sick today
I think I might die

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

Sunday, May 20, 2007


Orioles dig grape jelly
I thought you should know.

Saturday, May 19, 2007


WTF Sighting of the WEEK

People are insane:

We were at a gas station today...
to our left a mother and daughter
in a volvo station wagon

- okay
you know the squeegee near the pumps
that people use to was their dirty windshields..

they soak in a mix of fifthly water/windshield cleaner

well this woman took the squeegee
went inside her car
and proceeded to clean the entire interior with it..
the dash
the seats
the steering wheel
all of it...

AND the daughter was following the mother
drying everything with napkins..


sad day

They didn't make it.

in the tree update..

They hatched last week
I was waiting till they got bigger to take a pic

Everyday I would take a look to see how they were doing
but today, when I checked on them
all three baby birds were dead

it's a sad day in slacktown, kids

it's been cold and rainy for most of the week
I don't know if that played a part

sometimes nature sucks

R.I.P little birds

Friday, May 18, 2007


Lego Animation
Star Wars:
The Han Solo Affair

watch it here

Thursday, May 17, 2007


One-Hour Season Finale!
THE FINAL REVIEW - In a special one-hour finale, the office is still
buzzing from the events of their day at the beach.
A job opening in Corporate pits coworker against coworker as Michael,
Jim and Karen all head to New York for final interviews.
In Scranton, Dwight's new regime institutes sweeping reforms,
Pam plays an interesting role, and Jan comes in with exciting news.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

pure crap

How Bad is This
see for yourself
They couldn't just leave it as
a commercial nooooo
Let's make a LameAss
TV Show!!

Slack Prediction: Fucking Disaster


Hates Mom
Digs Cookies..

watch it

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

random find

I came across this frightening little gem in my internet travels
and thought it would be a crime not to share it with you..

chad vader 8

Chad Vader 8
watch it here

good stuff

I love teddy grahams
Do you love them too?

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

You're Bothering Me...
There's No Need To Make Small Talk!!
Because I Hate You.

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

Monday, May 14, 2007


I wish my cats
would let me do this!

watch it


I was just sitting here, thinking about legos..
why.. I don't know
My mind tends to wander at the work place

My favorite toy growing up
with out a doubt - LEGOS

I never even owned a Barbie.. fuck Barbie
that blonde bitch ...

I was all about legos
Legos ROCK! The possibilities were endless

I'd like to take this moment to thank the guy in
Denmark who invented them
Mr. Ole Kirk Christiansen
Lego meaning: "play well"

*this has been another fascinating post from casual slack


Being more Rock Chick

watch it here


go here

Friday, May 11, 2007


Last Night's Office
was Hilarious...

Two-Minute Replay - Here

Thursday, May 10, 2007

cool link

the 100 year-old
photo blog

cool pics..
check it out


More Hoff..
because you love it
that's why..

and I love you.

Knight Rider: The Lost Episode

*And I would like to add.. that the man is a true thespian
Did you see those acting skills? The Drama?
TALENT just pours from his body -

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

slow day

Today, I was so bored
that I put glue on my hand
and let it dry
so I could peel it off

I've reached new lows..


"Fire Contraption"
someone had a lot of time
on their hands..

watch it here

it's BIG

Pretty Sneaky Sis...

Giant Connect 4

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku

And Now...
the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku

Farm Animals Are Cleaner
Thank God for Lysol

Thank You
If you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.

- the first line five syllables
- the second line seven syllables
- the third line five syllables

Monday, May 07, 2007

2 dollars

He wants his two dollars...

just sayin'


I was just searching the
internet looking for
non-toxic alternatives for
weed killer & drain cleaner

I found these recipes:
Drain Cleaner
1/2 cup baking soda
1/2 cup white vinegar
Boiling water

Weed Killer
* 1 tablespoon of gin
* 1 tablespoon of apple cider vinegar
* 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap
* 1 quart of hot water

Alternate version:
* 1 gallon of distilled vinegar
* 1 cup of salt
* 1 tablespoon of liquid dish soap

Spray these directly on weeds in the garden or pour directly
into cracks of walks and driveways.

Anyone have a better mix?

I came across this website:

Check it out!


exclusive clip
is here


I got tagged by
Opinion Minions

Type in the day and month of your birthday
in Wikipedia and then list 3 events that happened on that day,
2 other birthdays on that day and 1 death.

3 Events:
1942 - World War II: The Naval Battle of Guadalcanal between Japanese and
American forces begins near Guadalcanal, will last for three days.
1980 - The NASA space probe Voyager I makes its closest approach to Saturn
and takes first images of its rings.
2004 - Scott Peterson is found guilty of first degree murder of his wife

2 Birthdays:
1945 - Neil Young, Canadian singer and musician
1968 - Sammy Sosa, Dominican Major League Baseball player

1 Death:
1941 - Abe "Kid Twist" Reles, American mobster

- Nothing exciting happened when I was born.
I tag everyone.


An Ear Full of Spiders

I think if this ever happened to me
I would probably die.

full story

Friday, May 04, 2007


All Hail Andy
Scotland's Finest

Hey, did Andy make you an ad?

That's too bad

He made me one..
just sayin'


Late Night at ILM
it's funny

watch it here

*Saw this over at JIMSMASH!!!

Thursday, May 03, 2007


Hoff is Wasted
but that doesn't
stop him from
enjoying a hamburger
on the floor!

watch it - Hahaa!

youtube version here

the Office

Hey kids
New episode



Outrage breaks out in the office after Phyllis gets an unexpected eyeful
from a flasher. Michael makes some important personal decisions when he
takes the women on a special outing. Meanwhile, Dwight and Andy work
on catching the predator.

Deleted scenes from last weeks episode - here


Thursday Thirteen

13 random movies
I remember most growing up
some of them - awful..
but classic! What the hell do you want
- it was the 80's!

1. Breaking Away
- "They're gonna keep callin' us
"cutters." To them, it's just a dirty word. To me, it's just
somethin' else I never got a chance to be."
2. Heathers - "I gotta motor" I LOVED this movie..
it's a cult classic! If you haven't seen it - Netflix it
"You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel?
You're not a rebel you're fucking psychotic! " -Veronica Sawyer
3. The Breakfast Club - This needs no explanation
4. Clash of the Titans - "Release the Kracken! "
5. Sixteen Candles - another John Hughes classic...

6. Flash Gordon
- "He's for everyone of us, Stand
for everyone of us He'll save with a mighty hand Every
man every woman Every child - with a mighty flash"
- you know you love it...
7. Enemy Mine - It seemed like this movie was on
HBO 24 hours a day
8. Ferris Bueller's Day Off - "Save Ferris"
- You can't not love this movie
9. Gremlins - "With Mogwai, comes much responsibility."

10. 9 to 5
- "You're a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot."
11. Dreamscape - Who else remembers this one?
Another HBO 24hr -loop movie!
12. the Princess Bride - "as you wish"

13. Ice Pirates
- Space Herpies...

and that's my 13
as always - I tag you all