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ramble: it's all bullshit

A thing called facebook
I like it, I use it .. I'm not against it

But sometimes I find myself scrolling along
looking at all the fucktards I once knew
and tons I never met, don't know and don't wanna know

All with their thousand dollar smiles
and 18,375 photos of their kids
375 photos of your baby making different faces is awesome...
*honestly... 20 would be fine... really, even 15 is good

Then we have these people:
Look at me .. look at my profile picture!!
I'm successful now!! No Really, I AM!!
I need to convince you and myself..

I'm HAPPY!! We're all just sooooo happy!

LOOK AT MY CHILDREN!
We're all wearing matching sweaters on the beach!
Our golden retriever has a matching sweater too!!
We're extremely happy - all of us!

oh...
and then there's my favorite...
Look everybody - I'm a Fireman!!
I wore my fireman uniform in my profile pic
just so you all know I'm a FIREMAN.. I'm an American HERO!

Then there's:
I HAVE 2349 Friends!!!!
Look at meeeee I know people
I know all 2349 of them...!!! I have more friends than you do!
I'm successful and people like me!!

Also:
Look at this photo of me.. I stood in front of my bathroom mirror
and took it.. don't I look awesome.
I didn't have anyone around to take a photo of me
that's why I'm in my bathroom
but my abs look great - don't they!!
I'm very happy with myself.
I made a "bad ass" face and a gesture with my left hand
that means I'm a bad ass


*sigh*

It's all bullshit

Thanks
Jen @ casual slack


2012 can't come fast enough, if u ask me


this has been yet another fascinating post from casual slack

merry

Thurman

"She lives in God's house; with Jesus and Mary
and the ghost and the long eared donkey and the talking walnut."

noooo

fuck.

dreams...

"A lavish, five-star awards ceremony
hosted by television personality Matt Lauer
is scheduled for the very near future."

After 23 years of waiting
it finally happened.

A highly coveted Drysdale Award.
Dreams really do come true

I'd like to take this moment to thank all the
Kitties that made this possible
I couldn't have done it without you.

Also I'd like to add
It's about fucking time.

It's coming on Christmas

I wish I had a river
I could skate away on

dreams

I still have a dream
to someday
win the prestigious Drysdale

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bless you.


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