love... exciting and new

I posted how it was
"Captain Stubings"
Birthday
a few weeks back
and it gave me this vision...
RE-MAKE!

we'll call it
"LOVE BOAT Puerto Vallarta Nights"

Starring
•Kurtwood Smith (from that 70's show)
as Captain Merrill Stubing
"Gopher, you're such a DUMBASS"
•George Clooney as Doctor Adam Bricker
•Steve Zahn as Purser 'Gopher' Smith
•Samuel L. Jackson as Bartender Isaac Washington
"What do you want to drink Motherfucker?
Say it again! I dare you, I double dare you!"
•Sarrah Jessica Parker as Cruise Director Julie McCoy
•Emma Watson (from Harry Potter) as Vicki Stubing

Co-Starring
• Bruce Willis
• William H. Macy
• Angelina Jolie
• Bernie Mac
• Oprah Winfrey as the ships photographer

What's Better than That???
I Smell a HIT!

It's so bad...It's GOOD.

Leave me a comment if you have a better casting idea.

All I'm saying is...

still growing

Check out the Tomatoes... They're actually GROWING
I'm so proud of myself.
But then again, 8 more weeks until spring.
Anything could happen in 8 weeks.

There's a certain cat
that would like very much to put
an end to the growing process.
He may look innocent...

But he's not.

I want one.

I ROBOT
was on HBO last night.
I don't know about you, but I could
really use one of those NS-5 fully
automated domestic assistants.

"I'll take dinner on the couch tonight, thanks.
And while your at it... the windows need cleaning,
oh and did you make my bed?
Don't forget the laundry...
Oh, and feed the cats.
Hey did you re-stock the fridge?
Did you vacuum in here yet?
The room isn't gonna clean itself ya know."

Why can't the future be NOW dammit?

morning coffee

I went to Tim Hortons
for my Iced coffee this morning.
There was a line.

There’s this freakish couple at the counter.
I’m assuming it was husband and wife..
The guy had thick glasses, thick unkempt beard, mustache, bad hair
wearing brown cords and tan walking sneakers. Yeah, he was hot.
Then we have the “wife” frizzy hair, dim-witted expression, dirty stained red coat.

So the guy is standing there, just staring at the donuts as if this decision is the biggest decision of his life.

I think to myself.
JUST PICK A FUCKING DONUT!!! JUST PICK ONE!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK IT FOR YOU???
LEMON!!! NOW MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

The wife is walking back an forth looking up at the menu.

I take my two dollars out of my pocket
Because I’m “Ready to Order” A Quarter falls out of my pocket in the process.

It makes that clangy change falling on the floor sound.

Apparently this sound awoke dirty red coat out of
her menu induced coma
She turns and heads straight for the quarter.

I think for a split second .. well maybe she's going to hand it to me.

WRONG

Dirty red coat picks up MY Quarter and then begins to place MY quarter into HER dirty red change purse

SHE STOLE MY QUARTER

I PANIC...no way... that’s MY QUARTER that I need to BUY MY COFFEE that costs $2.05

I look at her and say... “I think that’s umm...”

She looks at me and says
“OH is that yours?? I drop change all the time.”

Why am I not surprised that she drops change all the time.

Have you seen this?

OKay,
It's 9:15pm
I'm chillin' out on the couch.
Life is good.

I switch to channel 11 and see this kid


and he's Singing "Part Time Lover"

It was horrifying.
I'm gonna have nightmares.

It was bad.

latin name: faticus caticus

He's known as
"BIG J"
he's extremely unpleasant
Not to mention
paranoid, overweight, and
not very bright.
Just look at him...
that pissed off attitude
I think the word
"SOUR"
pretty much sums
him up.

Don't go Chef...

Say goodbye to Jerome "Chef" McElroy on South Park

Singer Isaac Hayes has parted ways with the Comedy Central series "South Park," citing the series' "inappropriate ridicule of religious communities."

TRANSLATION: He's mad because they made fun of Scientolgists and he happens to be a Scientolgist.

OH, BOO HOO Isaac Hayes, don't be such a wuss.

That's the idea of South Park!
The premise is as long as you can make fun of everybody, then everybody is a potential target.
When you start holding back punches, than the show's reason for being... sort of gets compromised.

some people suck

So I’m driving home from work yesterday and experienced an unpleasant event
I work in Providence, I take Rte. 10 to Rte. 95 South

So I’m on Rte. 10 minding my own business. I look over to my left and there this shit box type car with two punks in it (I don’t recall the make or model) but I know it was a piece of shit. So I look over and they're smiling. I think to myself ... what the hell are these jackasses looking at. I glance in my mirror again and there's ANOTHER shit box car driving BETWEEN us..

This is a 2 lane road mind you!

I instinctively jerk the wheel to the right -
I almost lose control of my truck. This little white hatch back with the loud muffler chugs by me, It wasn’t even FAST it was just loud and ugly.




I responded with a powerful 2 handed middle finger salute followed by a stream of profanities.

I could have lost control of my truck and gotten killed.
It could have caused a major accident.

And for what?? So these morons can prove who has the faster piece of shit car during rush hour??

I prayed both cars would veer off the road, hit a pole and burst into flames, but needless to say that did not occur.

I hope Karma catches up with them.
I’ll keep my fingers crossed.

SOLD

Well kids,
You missed out.

It's officially sold
and now on it's way to its new home in Davenport, Iowa

Sure, I would have liked more money
but the fact that I don't have to look at it anymore is reward enough.

It was okay.

Watched Lord of War
over the weekend.
It was a lot better than
"the Weatherman"
Plot outline: An arms dealer (Cage) confronts the morality of his work as he is being chased by an Interpol agent.

I like Nicolas Cage.
When I was 14 years old I thought Raising Arizona was the greatest film I had ever seen in my life.
HA!




Okay, so the guy is only famous because his uncle is
Francis Ford Coppola. - So what.

Okay, so the guy was once married to Lisa Marie Presley
(the same woman who let Michael Jackson touch her) - That's just wrong.

Okay, so he named his son "Kal-el" after superman. - Yeah, that's pretty lame-ass

Aside from all that...
I still like him.

He Makes Good Potatoes

My Husband Makes
"Wicked Good Potatoes"
How Does He Do it - You Ask?
Get Some Potatoes
Sweet & Regular. Cut Them Up

Coat them with Olive Oil

Add Some Salt, Pepper, Paprika, Garlic Salt, Italian Seasoning, Little Bit of Oregano & Sweet Basil, MIX IT UP. Put It In a Pan Drizzle More Olive Oil. Put in Oven at 450 for 45 Min

Get Them Crispy
MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Potatoes

Don't Miss Out On This Quality Dining Experience.

It's Yellow.

Tim Got a New Motorcycle
It'a Kawasaki ZR7S

I'm not that Impressed
with the Silly Bike.

But Whatever.
**Yawn**

Are there ANY Good Movies?

I Netflixed The Interpreter
and it absolutely, positively
SUCKED
I wanted to like it, I tried to like it,
But it just went on and on and on
It was almost painful to watch

That's all I have to say

they're baaack

And it's about damn time.
It's been so long, I can't even remember how last season ended!

So if you don't have HBO What the hell are you waiting for?

Order it.
Call now.

It's Thursday

You know what this means kids...
THE OFFICE is on tonight.

Hold all my calls.

Cool Link

Someone Sent me this Link for Sign Generators
Check it Out
Sign Generators

Over 50 Different Ones.

the 25th Century

Remember this tv show
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
It was on in 1979
I was 6
I can't actually remember any specific episodes
I just remember that annoying little robot named TWIKI

This show just popped in my head last night.
I have no idea why.
My friends say it's because I'm Mental
They could be right.

It was the usual bad 80's sci-fi
poor acting thing.
Plot Outline: A 20th century astronaut emerges out of 500 years of suspended animation into a future time where Earth is threatened by alien invaders.

LEARN MORE ABOUT BUCK

I was young once.

No really... I was, A long time ago.

What the HELL Happened to Madonna?

I found this post online
What the Hell happened to her?
Look at her FACE
I thought it was funny ~ and scary.
YIKES!


by the way - this is a great blog
filled with Hollywood nonsense
wwtdd.com

Thank You Monster.com

Dear Monster,
Just when I starting to lose faith in you,
Just when I thought all was lost.
You posted a job... Tim sent his resume.

Tim got a new job.



Monster.com

Kirby Puckett Died

Baseball Hall of Famer Kirby Puckett, who helped lead the Minnesota Twins to World Series titles in 1987 and 1991, died Monday after suffering a stroke over the weekend, the team announced.
He was 45.

Why Blog about it you ask? I dunno...
I Grew up watching baseball with my father. (Red Sox Fans)
My father would swear at the TV and throw the remote across the room when the Sox were losing. But that's an entirely different blog...

I'm not much of a basball fan anymore.
I think the players are nothing but over paid cry babies.
I've turned to football and proud to be a fan of the great New England Patriots!

Anyway, I'll always remember Kirby Puckett from those days and his "trademark smile."

So long Kirby.

Make Your Own Church Sign

Found this online
Useless? - Yes
Amusing? - Yes

Make Your Own

Don't Bother...

I Netflixed these two movies.
Watched them over the weekend.
All I can say is
I want those
4 hours of
my life back.

**Yawn**

I hate this weather.

My Haiku Poem:

Why Can't it be Spring
I Hate This Nasty Weather
I'm So Cold, This Sucks


Thank You.

5 things that upset me

1. Screwing Up my Coffee Order
Medium Hazelnut Iced- Milk 2 Sugars on the Light Side - Easy Right??
I repeat this at least 3 times. Then I get a medium non-hazelnut with
cream dark... then they get MAD when I tell them it's wrong.

2. Passing on the Right
Driving home from work is like being on a NASCAR track.

3. When People Say "You Wouldn't Understand"
What am I?? a fucking monkey?
How do you know I wouldn't understand??
So unless you work for NASA, you're a nuclear physicist
or a mathematician -Don't Tell ME I wouldn't UNDERSTAND! thanks.

4. Being Shhhssshhhed
How old am I, five ??
Don't Shssssssssh ME - I'LL KILL YOU

5. Going to Work
I prefer to stay home, but then I won't have a home if I don't work.
See my dilemma? - this upsets me.

I thought you should know

It's Captain Stubing's
Birthday Today - 76


Did anyone send him a card?
I think you should send him a card...

Hey -This was the best thing in the news today.
Well... other than the dog wedding. (see archives)

I'm So Thankful That I Live in America.

I came across this in the news...
thought I'd share.

worst president ever

The polar bear could be driven to extinction by global warming within 100 years, warns an ecology expert.
The animal, which relies on sea ice to catch seals, is already starting to suffer the effects of climate changes in areas such as Hudson Bay in Canada.

As the sea ice disappears, so will the polar bears.

Two Visitors

Looked out the window around 5:30
here's what I saw.
I Wish the pics came out a little better!
(click on them to make bigger)
Oh well, I'm sure they will be back!

GOOD RIDDANCE OLYMPICS

the Winter Olympics are over and for this I am thankful.
I had to miss two weeks of "the Office"
the only tv show I enjoy watching...
Every morning I put the TODAY show on while Im getting ready for work. What are they talking about? Why TORINO of Course!
Every night it's on the news.

WHO GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT THE OLYMPICS????
WHO CARES???



AND WHAT ABOUT THIS "CURLING" THING?
- ARE THEY KIDDING?
This is a SPORT? Who Watches this Trash?
I seriously would rather watch paint dry.
What's next?? Chess as an Olympic sport? How about Hopscotch... That could be a sport, right?
Then maybe even big wheel racing... What do you think of that?


Apollo Anton Ohno, Emily Hughes, Shani Davis, Michelle Kwan
and all the rest can kiss my ass. I am tired of you.
Go pose for your wheaties boxes, film your NIKE commercials and get the hell out of my sight!

Italy spent over spent $107 million on security alone...
What a waste of money. What a waste of time. **SIGH**
GOOD RIDDANCE WINTER OLYMPICS

Tim WINS Big

Tim Won "THE PRIZE PACK" from 94 HJY
That includes this lovely "Mini Fridge"



Also A Final 4 Hat and Final 4 Long Sleeve Shirt.
TOO BAD WE HATE BASKETBALL

The Bright Side : He is now registered to win a trip to MIAMI

Happy Little Trees...

Remember this Guy?
He use to say things like
"We don't make mistakes here, we just have happy accidents. We want happy, happy paintings. If you want sad things, watch the news. Everything is possible here. This is your little universe."

When I was a kid I always thought... WOW he's really good at painting happy little trees.


"The Joy of Painting" TV-Series 1983-1995
Bob Ross
• 6' 2"
• Born 29 October 1942 Daytona Beach, Florida
• Died 4 July 1995 (cancer)
• Wife Jane, Son Steven
• Had a pet squirrel named Peapod

Trident Watermelon Twist

If you haven't tried this gum, stop what you're doing
and go buy some right now. I'm serious... go.

This is a quality gum.
I know what I'm talking about.
A Tangy Mix of Watermelon, Cantaloupe and Honeydew Melon Flavors.

My Desk at Work

This is my desk. There are many like it but this one is mine. My desk is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my desk is useless. Without my desk I am useless.

This is where I waste 8 hours of my life each day.
Please God, let me win powerball.

God, I love this show

WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?
“The Office takes a painfully funny look at the interactions of the cubicle jockeys at Dunder Mifflin paper supply company in Scranton, Pennsylvania."

If you haven't seen it... You need to see it.
Not since Seinfeld have I found a show worthy of praise.

My Breakfast

Strawberry Yogurt, Bananas and Kashi Cereal.

Bellini Cocktails Are Yummy...

2 Ounces Peach Nectar
1 Ounce Peach Schnapps
3 Ounces Prosecco, or Dry Champagne or Asti

Mix the Peach Nectar and Schnapps
In a Cold Glass. Add a bit of Crushed Ice
and Stir... Then Add the Champagne.

DRINK UP

Happy "Bertday" to You!

This is Bert... I work with him.
Last week was his Birthday.
HE IS THE KING!

Black Gold - Good For The Earth

Compost is the decomposed remnants of organic materials. It improves soil structure, increases the amount of organic matter, and provides nutrients. Biodegradation is the means by which organic matter is recycled in its environment. You can reduce the amount of garbage you generate by 25% or more.


TIM IS STIRRING IT UP - This adds oxygen, a key component to composting.

I Wish It Was Spring.

I took this with my new camera

I can't wait till spring.
More pics to come!